- cross-posted to:
- technology@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- technology@lemmy.world
Nobody stole them… It was just god’s plan for them to go away. Are you questioning god, Sir?
Amen
Ramen
The Winona police can suck my balls.
was a big brown beaver
Winona?
Jerry was driving the getaway car.
If the police can’t even protect the tools they are using, what do they get paid for?
Must have been the wind
Have more cameras watching the other cameras
This is the way
They could track them down with Flock, if only…
Maybe that what happened, whoever cut the first one saw a second one, went oh fuck, then saw a third…
Where is this ripoff, $3000, camera and listening device made?
Well its obvious. Since humans and cameras are vastly different and we don’t want this filthy illegal aliens to threaten the security of our poor helpless american cititzenship. To protect the general public of these filthy criminals violating the privacy of our proud fellow Americans, local citizen protection groups have formed, that are hunting these criminal down to make our towns safe again and we are expecting ICE to join on the fight against this injustice
/s (obviously)
I have never and I will never see someone cutting down a Flock camera.

If you see someone
stealing baby fooddismantling the tools of oppression, no you didn’t.I mean it’s the cameras’ job to keep track of criminals, right? So it’s not my job anymore to give a shit about where they went or what they looked like, surely.
Growing up watching Batman and Spiderman be told to leave it to the professionals, I think it might be my job to not interfere by knowing anything.
My memory has been shot for ten years anyways.
I mean, who am I gonna trust? Some person on the Internet saying that I didn’t see anything, or my lying eyes?
It’s never our job to assist the police. If they talk to you the only response is “am I being detained”
I think flock is stealing their own cameras so they can reset them and charge to replace them. There is a clear incentive.
This is a conspiracy I can get behind.
We haven’t seen Mitch McConnell in months.
I’m just saying…
His alibi is full of holes

But I thought Flock prevented theft???
They were with me the whole night.
The cameras?
No, Flock the company. All of it.
Everyone. Everyone except the cops were hanging out with me all night. Actually, I think the police should investigate themselves. They love doing that.











