This is the way. I buy a CAVA bowl once a week. The way I have it made will feed me three times. That’s three dinners for less than $14.

It isn’t “neurospicy” to choose to be more like Dolores.

Nice. One less random question in my brain.

I always wonder about the people that make adult content online by taking giant dildos analy. If the sphincter and colon muscles are so relaxed and stretched, how much girthier are the turds when they choose to poop without a colonic.

ADHD brain go brrrrrrrr

Bonus:

For a country where half the population fetishises the military and the vast majority “thanks them for their service”, we sure do treat them like shit.

suckers

Mom: “No sweetie…that’s your father’s.”

I lived in the US Virgin Islands as a kid. Our back yard had a seemingly endless supply of mangoes, bananas, avocado, lime, oranges (the real stuff, not the engineered shit we eat in the mainland), grapefruit, bread fruit, acerola, plantains, and pigeon peas. It wasn’t even that big a yard. Shit just grows.

Underripe is when it’s nice and full of water. Best when thirsty. Dry and ripe, best when hungry.

I wonder how many people think that this;

is what a coconut actually looks like.

EDIT:

Coconut as it looks on the palm tree

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas;
Soon alarms will start,
And the thing that will make them ring is the smoke that makes eyes sting
Right within your car

Sometimes, a divorce is a far happier cause of celebration than a marriage. Like a reverse wake after casting revivify on a friend who had died and gone to hell.

“I need 10 dudes in Dallas with determination (guts) who aren’t afraid to 💀💀”

👎

Sarcasm and plausible deniability are your friends homies.

“It would be terrible and so very awful if ICE agent in Dallas came across 10 dudes in Dallas with determination (guts), and who aren’t afraid to 💀💀”

I probably wouldn’t put that out there either, but at least he could argue that he was being sincere in his concern.

Damnit Dale!