TheTechnician27
“Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect: […] like a physician, who hath found out an infallible medicine, after the patient is dead.” —Jonathan Swift
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TheTechnician27@lemmy.worldOPto
You Should Know@lemmy.world•YSK that a dirt-cheap pair of lab goggles can save you from crying while slicing onionsEnglish
3·8 hours agoYeah, I mention those at the top, but doesn’t work for people who need/want to wear glasses. Plus, at least to me, putting on swim goggles dry pulls on my hair and is uncomfortable. Lab goggles are the more generalized – and arguably comfortable – solution, and realistically, there’s no issue with the lab goggles’ seal (the mistake I made one time was because I was being an idiot and wouldn’t have been prevented by swim goggles).
TheTechnician27@lemmy.worldOPto
You Should Know@lemmy.world•YSK that a dirt-cheap pair of lab goggles can save you from crying while slicing onionsEnglish
2·7 hours agoPresoaking and making the cut slightly more dangerous seems like a silly solution when you have a pair of goggles in a drawer unless you’re waiting for your soon-to-be-only pair of goggles in the mail. Especially because all you’re likely to be doing is kind of watering down the droplets, making it less bad.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.worldOPto
You Should Know@lemmy.world•YSK that a dirt-cheap pair of lab goggles can save you from crying while slicing onionsEnglish
2·8 hours agoThis is true. (re: droplets; study also rejects the popular chilling method). People in my experience don’t understand how much safer a sharp knife is until you put one in their hands and get them to just try it.
Otherwise, though, the “fume hood” approach seems extremely excessive when a cheap, comfortable, unobstructive pair of goggles is likely to work more consistently and with less thought. I merrily chop with my cutting board wherever I want and standing however I want.
A sharp knife is something you should be using regardless, but these other methods like meticulous posture, fume hoods, pre-soaking, etc. all seem more convoluted and varying degrees of less effective than grabbing some goggles from a drawer and putting them on your face.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.worldOPto
You Should Know@lemmy.world•YSK that a dirt-cheap pair of lab goggles can save you from crying while slicing onionsEnglish
2·10 hours ago[insert modified justification from Vegan Bingo here]
TheTechnician27@lemmy.worldOPto
You Should Know@lemmy.world•YSK that a dirt-cheap pair of lab goggles can save you from crying while slicing onionsEnglish
3·10 hours agoYou know what? If that carrot were in the wild, it’d be way worse off. Imagine being gnawed on for hours by a rabbit; I’m giving it a quick, painless™ death. You moralizing nihilivores are obnoxious.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.worldOPto
You Should Know@lemmy.world•YSK that a dirt-cheap pair of lab goggles can save you from crying while slicing onionsEnglish
10·11 hours agoWe vegans kind of slide everything over, so slaughtering animals becomes unthinkable, and butchering vegetables becomes sad.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.worldOPto
You Should Know@lemmy.world•YSK that a dirt-cheap pair of lab goggles can save you from crying while slicing onionsEnglish
2·12 hours agoA Metal Gear villain in the making.
I am dying by inches, from not having any body to talk to about insects:—my only reason for writing, is to remove a heavy weight from my mind, so now you must understand, what you will perceive before you come to the end of this; that I am writing merely for my own pleasure & not your’s.
To answer the other commenter’s question: no. Darwin married first cousin Emma Wedgwood; this letter was to second cousin William Darwin Fox (“My dear Fox”).
If only Darwin had waited; he could’ve dropped bars with “I am dying by inches, from not having any body to talk to about finches.”
TheTechnician27@lemmy.worldOPto
You Should Know@lemmy.world•YSK that a dirt-cheap pair of lab goggles can save you from crying while slicing onionsEnglish
3·12 hours agoOh, with a denim apron and lab goggles, I look like a bootleg Jesse Pinkman. But that kind of makes things a bit more fun in its own way.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.worldOPto
You Should Know@lemmy.world•YSK that a dirt-cheap pair of lab goggles can save you from crying while slicing onionsEnglish
2·13 hours agoI think so?? Some of it depends, I think, on the variety of onion (e.g. I’ve always found sweet onions to be gentler compared to white onions). I don’t always cry without them per se, but it still feels noxious.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.worldMto
Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•Utility Bills are exceeding mortgage ls West Virginia, despite Trump promised cutsEnglish
8·1 day ago- Actual leopards ate my face moment at 4:25. Generic “people in this geographic area got fucked over by Trump” isn’t leopards ate my face. There needs to be a reaction expressing some sort of confusion, disbelief, etc. that the leopard they wanted to hurt other people would hurt them. I’m going to update Rule 2 to clarify responsibilities, because I misworded it.
- Please fix the malformed title within 24 hours; it’s “Utility bills are exceeding mortgages in West Virginia despite Trump’s promised cuts”. I’ll update the rule to make it more clear, but the title of a video from the Associated Press isn’t meaningfully different than a video from the title of an article from the Associated Press.
I appreciate that it’s a high-quality source with a LAMF moment in it.
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News@lemmy.world•In Latest Rebuke of Trump and Hegseth, Pope Says 'God Does Not Bless Any Conflict'English
26·1 day ago[insert joke about Jericho here]
But I’m at least glad this Pope is standing up to this in the only realistic way he can.
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Technology@lemmy.world•A Redditor Criticized ICE. Trump Is Trying to Unmask Them by Dragging the Company to a Secret Grand Jury.English
31·1 day agoEmail wall* to be clear. Meaningfully different from a paywall – and imo also shittier since I’m paying with my spammability rather than my money that supports the journalists. But easier to negotiate with a sock email.
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Technology@lemmy.world•First AI Model From Zuckerberg's Wildly Expensive Superintelligence Lab Flops Compared to Virtually All RivalsEnglish
111·2 days ago“The investors are simultaneously strong and weak.”
What does “ISS” stand for again? I forgot.
Extremely pedantically, sure. But under that level of pedantry, the whole metric falls apart anyway because there’s surely never or rarely been a point in recorded human history where someone hasn’t jumped/fallen/not been physically touching the ground themselves (let alone this having been measurable). What about “touching”; your feet are just repelling the ground via electromagnetism.
It’s really obvious what the metric is, and trying to pedant-proof it isn’t worth bloating it into a mouthful. We can just recognize what it obviously means, say “oh, neat”, and move on with our day.
Cropped so I get the authentic glaucoma experience.
The limit of space is widely defined as 100 km, which no commercial plane even nearly crosses.








Self-plagiarizing:
Coincidentally™, Polish trust nearly triples over more “Western” countries, which shows that this clearly isn’t a representative sample of Europeans – definitely not enough to claim “8 in 10 Europeans”. (Politico actually changed the headline from earlier which didn’t claim this.)