Big dumb baby wants his shiny.

And, coming soon, Maxwell Leaky Cardboard Box in a Piss-Soaked Alley.

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“They’re not targeting me” (right now/overtly/yet).

But Larry Goone, 59, saw the immigration officers and protesters differently. He was riding an electric fat-tire bike to the lakeshore when he came across them.

“I saw these [officers] being completely heckled on the river and I just yelled out to them, ‘Hey, I appreciate what you’re doing,’ because most of Chicago does want this,” said Goone, a suburbanite who works in casino marketing. “These people just are doing their jobs.”

Goone praised the officers for going after “illegals for coming here illegally.”

What did Goone think of the protesters?

“This here is organized by George Soros and antifa, and I wouldn’t doubt that half are being paid to protest,” Goone speculated without any evidence. “I don’t understand what they’re doing.”

Casino marketing is the career you choose when you can’t decide which path to reject as the lesser evil. Checks out that he’s a warped, conspiracy-spouting shithead. I’d wager that there’s a lot he doesn’t understand.

I thought it looked like it could fold up neatly, making it ideal for bringing on a submarine since you don’t get a lot of storage space.

Or I’m a dom and think it seems just about right to roll into a usable shape, dip it in the lube barrel and stuff into a consenting adult partner.

If this is her way of foreshadowing a high-commitment shitpost, I’m here for it. Bonus points if it happens when she tries to set up a false flag to blame the anteefers but fails to heroically survive the encounter.

Once he drops the rest of our weather satellites into the atmosphere for a light show, those nerds won’t see anything to worry about anymore and can finally relax. Efficiencied!

Dream on.

Arrested, held without bail and charged? Someone forgot to befriend the president.

We don’t know that yet, he saw what happened to the last guy so might be waiting for an opportunity to discreetly make contact. Let’s see what the investigation turns up.

Sorry boss, best I can do is a warship party.

-Navy equivalent of brigadier general or above

Sure would be awful if somebody fired up a bunch of phone emulators with that app and spoofed the GPS readings to send the cops on a wild gays chase.

Just. Awful.

A spit-take a day keeps the brain worm away.

You’re welcome.

He’s still fresh if you’re looking for a Halloween decoration.

How long until one of these shameless idiots gets in front of a camera takes credit for fixing the crisis they created? Sick of that bullshit cycle.

Terrorist cunts. These aid flotillas ought to be able to defend themselves but I get why that probably won’t happen.

No, fuck music. Don’t forget to use protection (non-YT link).

Deezer’s largest shareholder is Access Industries, Inc which was founded by Len Blavatnik. He’s one of the ~50 individuals on whom sanctions were imposed in June 2024 by Volodymyr Zelenskyy and has been pumping money into efforts to sway public opinion in favor of Israeli genociders.

Teardrop.

(Mezzanine is the album)