“Ruindalf!”

Funny you say that, in Japan it’s common to get business magnets in your junk mail. Stuff like cleaners, in-home therapy, etc.

His philanthropy was always a response to how much people hated him because of Microsoft. He is so thin-skinned and can’t stand even legitimate grievances against him.

Why do these two look similar?

This is all I can see:

Yeah, that just makes this so sinister.

What I mean is that my fridge doesn’t have a screen. So if Panasonic decided to show me ads on a fridge where the most complicated feature is the ice maker, that would be a neat trick.

Here’s what they look like on my fridge:

I would not buy appliances with ads,
I would not buy them, Sam-I-Am.

All boys must stand two meters apart from each other at all time while in the yard.

He became a pastor at another Santa Ana church after the assaults.

unadulterated rage

Everyone go watch the Philip Seymour Hoffman & Meryl Streep movie Doubt to see just how systemically fucked organized religion is.

No they must’nt!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AwXKJoKJz4

And you have report any lessons you charged for to the IRS.

Any other scenario where one-third of the White House is destroyed is called a terrorist attack.

Proto-XKCD

Danny Ocean is back at it.

One part of the American military working against another part of the American military.

This has been true for a few years, but welcome to civil war!

(We always knew California was going to be a breakaway state.)

Imagine the relief that patient felt. That dump was backed up to the bottom of their neck!

stings a bear to death

I say this without a hint of irony; What in God’s name is wrong with him??

Also, that’s an outline of the entire Kanto basin, not simply Tokyo. It looks like Tokyo, Chiba, Ibaraki, Saitama, Tochigi, Gunma, and Kanagawa prefectures.

“Greater Tokyo area” - most of that is farmland and forests.