As a vegan, cringe
Because fishing is the only thing a lot of these chud idiots can actually do and succeed at, because it literally requires nothing but putting a worm on a hook and throwing it in the water…and drinking until the tip of the rod goes boing.
and they bring a bad name to every reasonable person that likes to fish without comparing it to women, politics, vague weird death threats, etc.
That’s an unsettling message. Please stick to a more limited number of type faces.


Aah, another fish fucker (we wish, right?).
I think there were a lot of jokes about the common “women want me, fish fear me” hats, that turned into parody versions thay are now expanding outward in ways that increasingly diverge from the original.
That’s just a guess, though. Or, just me making up a reason.
No one tell them that people are fiah
Because I fuck the fish.
Found The Deeps Lemmy user.

What are you, a gay fish?
That position has already been filled by Kanye West.
I came here for this
They/them want me, fish fear me.
The only fish pronouns I recognize are grilled/yummy.
All my homies like beer battered
What about a human who likes fish sticks
Believe it or not, gay fish.

Good thing he’s spearfishing.
Oh, you.
But… I am a fish! Fuck paraphyletic groups :/
Diogenes be like:
I have a nit to pick
It uses the contraction you’re first, then goes all you are for the fish.
Feels wrongIt signals a change in tone. I’ll allow it.
Is this a Liam from WTYP podcast quote?
recreational animal torture is fucking weird.
You’re right, but come on, nobody here is worried about weird.
Boo, vegan.
…why? like, if you cut off the top half of the shirt it’d just sound psychotically evil, the shirt’s only funny because of the sudden shift in tone
and you don’t even have to be vegan to agree that recreational hunting is pretty fucked up (although admittedly that’s not precisely what the shirt says but is almost certainly the context in which it’s being worn)
Don’t boo people for being vegan??
vegans aren’t real, they can’t hurt you.
we are, and we can.
preposterous.
all the “vegans” I have had interactions with online were absurd, emotional, and mentally deficient. all the same qualities of a low quality troll.
they can’t be real because nobody would be stupid enough to weaken themselves by strictly eating vegetation.
besides wouldn’t hurting people go against their whole “vegan” moral superiority?
Your comment on the other hand seems completely reasonable, calm, composed, and truly intellectually capable lmao. No low quality troll detected at all. Maybe the conversations you’re having are so bad quality because of your deficiencies in communication skills? Just a thought, check the mirror.
all the “vegans” I have had interactions with online were absurd, emotional, and mentally deficient.
Emotional, yes. Empathy tends to do that.
Absurd? Mentally deficient? Be more specific. I suspect you don’t like being confronted with the consequences of your choices, so you deflect instead of reflect.
they can’t be real because nobody would be stupid enough to weaken themselves by strictly eating vegetation.
Weaken? Apart from B-12, which many people take supplements for, what do you think is missing from a vegan diet? Certainly not protein; beans are wonderful.
besides wouldn’t hurting people go against their whole “vegan” moral superiority?
Not necessarily. If a person is causing harm and refuses to stop, they may have to be physically stopped.
I’m saving this, thank you. edit: looks like all that heme iron is affecting your sarcasm detection skills
we should all take cues from someone on the RFK meal plan.













