Let b denote the average number of boobs per person. It can be shown that 1 < b < 2¹.

¹ it is known

It’s a whole bunch of splinter groups who all disagree with the modern “woke” church to varying degrees. For example, my parents follow of the FSSP, which refuses to acknowledge anything post-Vatican II and still insists on performing mass in Latin, plus all the regular “traditional” religious crap. If you listen to my dad discussing politics it’s abundantly clear that he actively supports all the stereotypically Evangelical talking points, and isn’t even particularly Catholic since he hates the Pope for being so “woke”.

“I believe in one holy and apostolic church” my ass, you believe in your own church old man