“Shirts that go”

Because they’re kidnapping citizens, too, kid.

“Six figures” covers far too wide a gamut. It’s easy to see how a family could struggle today on a $100k salary - imagine multiple children and a high-CoL area - but $999k is a far cry from that.

Not my fault that they’re wrong.

No, download would be a down arrow from a cloud. “Saving” on a modern system typically implies a local cache paired with a cloud backend.

I remember when floppies were floppy, kid.

Congratulations on the drugs, I guess

Up arrow to a cloud, or down arrow to a platter (which, ironically, is also out-of-date)

Why do individually-sealed diskettes like Kraft Singles feel so wrong?

🙄 I live in my own basement, thanks.

“costs can’t be up, costs are up!” - stable genius

Oh, I guess that means she wins a puppy and a full-time waitstaff

You never thought that Star Trek plots were allegories simply plucked from the headlines of the day?

Was it inherently imperialist, or merely driven by imperialism?

“I didn’t fuck those kids, I just helped them get fucked!”

Do we all have the same hose reel?

I get it. I’ll help use up those extra tomatoes for you

Oh, so there are also trellises of some sort. What else is there? It’s also still it quite clear how this is configured - are these frustra surrounding each plant? Because that sounds like a lot of work for each tomato.

As for hornworms, best we’ve found is a daily sweep with a jar of soapy water for ritual executions.

Psychology

Bro how big is your fuckin’ garden

Also may I have some tomat plz