Trump wants to relabel New Mexico as New America days after changing the name of Lake Ontario to Lake Ameria
Donald Trump has already changed the name of the Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario, and now he’s targeting a US state for a rebrand.
Trump is spending the holiday weekend dreaming up his next demand to relabel America’s geography. He posted a map on Truth Social Sunday afternoon of New Mexico, but the word Mexico was crossed out and replaced with America.
Relabeling the southwestern state on the U.S.-Mexico border as New America is reminiscent of an executive order he signed early in his second term, in which he changed the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America.
Oh and how about the gas prices soaring due to shortages, because he fucked up in Iran when thinking that would be another distraction?
Glorious Leader Aladeen
His effectiveness as a leader has been very Aladeen.
He deserves to be Aladeen.
This MF is such an embarrassment . Just boundless stupidity every fucking day . Give us one day man damn .
In a sane world this guy would be in a nursing home somewhere.
So, if the USA is so great, then why did they make USB?
Goddammit, you beautiful genius!
I’m writing this from the future, October 2028, from my desk on America St., America, in America County, capital of the state America, in the America-West region of America, to issue a warning…
Wait till he realizes there’s places called South and Central America.
Well obviously, he’s supreme ruler of those too!
Seems like America is becoming the new Taco Bell.
Honestly Taco Bell is one of America’s best institutions.
After the franchise wars… all restaurants are TacoBell.
AmericaBell and McAmerica?
Taco Supreme Ruler
Demolition Man was a prophecy!
Ring the TACO bell!
What if he learns that America is named after Amerigo Vespucci, an Italian who couldn’t ever have been a US citizen because he died over 250 years before the USA even existed.
He’ll rewrite history. Now it will be named after Tim America, the first American
You know he’s gonna name the guy America Trump, his great great grandfather.
Fake olds
Those will soon be changed to South and Central Mexico. Can’t besmirch the AmericaTM brand on shithole countries.
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Aladeen St., Aladeen, in Aladeen County, Capital of the State Aladeen, in the Aladeen-West region of Aladeen.
“We got your test results back. You’re Aladeen.”
Is it still called Earth?
Actually no. We are now America-3 in the America System.
…in the “MAGA Way” Galaxy, about to merge with Androamerica to form the new America Galaxy, all part of the Laniamerica Supercluster…
(Spaceballs? Oh, shit, there goes the planet)
What’s gas prices like?
Are you talking about America fuel?
Fun fact: Petrol is a leftover term from a brand of gasoline. It’s the same product. Like ‘Hoover’ to ‘vacuum cleaner’.
America per gallon :(
All time high
I have an idea for a “funny” thing.
- Buy a domain called EverythingAmerica.whatever
- Run an instance of Open streetmap (or similar)
- Rename everything “America”.
- Giggle and barf
He is the dog that finally caught the car. He never knew why he chased it, just that there was a need within him to chase it. And because he expended so much effort into chasing the car he now needs to demonstrate to all the other dogs that he totally knew what he was doing the whole time and even more totally knows what a car is and what to do with it.
This is why he doesn’t actually do anything truly “presidential.” His idea of being president is the same as when my kid was 8 and said “if I’m ever president, I’m gonna…” and then some cute but completely totalitarian nonsense comes out their mouth. Just as he’s the poor man’s idea of a rich man, he’s a child’s idea of the president.
we are so cooked as a people when a competent president comes in, it’ll be Obama all over again but worse, maybe 10 years before we get a snowden situation revealing all the secrets
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Like Megamind if he never had the hero arc
jesus fucking christ i cannot wait until he finally fucking dies.
Ahhh, the democrats only strategy
Oh man you’re so fucking edgy and clever. Where can i read your newsletter?
… did you just snark me?
Im fucking crying right now.
Along with all his shit for brains supporters.
Good news. Boomers die at the rate of one every 14.2 seconds.
Yeah, because lake Vance and New Vance sound so much better.
How long did the nazi party in germany last after hitler alt-F4’ed himself?
How about Marshall Applewhite, is his cult still going strong?
This is not the same as nazi Germany. It’s bad, the net fascist age, but not exactly the same.
Nobody respects that little turd, especially MAGA. They won’t do Jack shit for anyone that he’s not ordered to by the GOP.
No one respects that turd, yet he’s currently vice president. The way it is currently going it doesn’t look like there is much democracy left so if he wants to take power and hold on to it, he probably can. As long as he keeps the oligarchs happy. And he was put there by one of the most influential one, so even if some are not happy with JD Turd, Thiel will make sure they will step in line. This is how a dictatorial regime works. It is how Russia, North Korea and Turkmenistan are being run, among other dictatorships.
What about New York, New Jersey and New Hampshire? Four New Americas is going to get confusing. Since stupidity seems to be the primary objective, I would suggest:
New Mexico -> New America
New York -> New New America
New Jersey -> New New New America
New Hampshire -> New New New New America
Only New Mexico is the problem to him. The other three states don’t contain the name of a place where a lot of brown people live.
Just to be clear, he hasn’t renamed shit. No one is actually gonna follow these bullshit renames after he’s dead or out of office. People in every other country and half of your own won’t and anyone who does is gonna be a laughing stock. Fucking moronic shit the media spends time legitimizing.
Im going to continute to deadname the Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario, all my trans homies are doing it.
They’re not deadnames. Its called ignoring malicious labels.
It’s not dead naming. We’re not talking about sentient bodies of water here.
Cool I don’t care.
I’m considering renaming the United States of America to Cringetopia
Oligarchia would be more on the nose.
Pedophilia.
Absurdistan is already there
Nah, that’s no good; I like a little absurdism.
It may be that the next targets will be words in the American language.
American States of America
I dont know if I could roll my eyes any harder.
If only Trump’s head would roll.
I’m sure France has some tools available for rent. Just needs some rust remover.
I think the same thing every week and I dont think my eyes can take it anymore
Doubt Trump will pay for my eye doctor bills after all this.
They should throw in a class action lawsuit for that while hes being tried for crimes against humanity
“If your life was disrupted by the defendant’s blatant manipulation of the news cycle you may be eligible for compensation”
Those who accuse someone of having Trump derangement syndrome should be called pedophile defenders.
You another name for a Pedophile Defender?
Pedophile.
If there is a Nazi sitting at a dinner table and the other 9 people aren’t actively beating the absolute shit of them then there are 10 Nazis having dinner together
Trump derangement syndrome
Remember, there were conservatives that claim to actually be adults, in office, that advocated for making that a real mental illness, Soviet style.
Meanwhile, I don’t think I’ve ever seen any example of someone with any of this “derangement”. It’s just people that point out tiny-d donnie’s terrible qualities.
Holy Shit! I have been saying he was going to rename New Mexico as New America as a joke! I can’t believe he actually IS that insane.
Yeah, this would be a great headline for one of the various Not The Onion communities, except I’m pretty sure they have banned political posts.
Wait, so Washington DC will become…
I think his obsession with renaming things is so he can have his “legacy” where people a hundred years from now will read in school how the gulf of america used to be called gulf of Mexico until Donald J Trump renamed it.
This way he can do it immediately and without any approvals or permissions from anyone else and it doesn’t cost a dime (upfront that he needs permission for, it still costs millions to remake maps and public education posters/billboards and school textbooks and government websites, etc.)
He just doesn’t have the foresight to recognize that whatever president comes next will just revert all changes.
He doesn’t care. He’s trying to tank the US in every way possible so that he and his billionaire friends can buy it up in a fire sale, and create 13-15 tech dominated duchies/kingdoms that own all the people in their borders. That’s why they only want a total of 150,000,000 people alive by the end of 2028. They think their robots will be able to control us, not realizing that they don’t work, won’t work, and we can create portable EMP devices.
They also tend to fall over on their own so I can’t imagine they’ll be particularly good combat units.
Maybe they are counting on enough low paid workers to survive in SEA so that their “robots” can be effectively long distance battle mechs.
I suppose if we have to have disutopian fascist dictators we must at least be thankful that they are very stupid. They seem to be planning for the end goal without any real idea of how they’re going to get there.
They also seem to have forgotten that the rest of the planet exists, and might take a dim view of mass genocide elste the idea spreads.
Some of the stuff coming out of China is pretty impressive. But yeah, I’m pretty sure you could trip one up without much trouble.
I’m not dismissing the idea that, at some point, in the future, they might have military combat robots, but in the immediate term the threat from AI will come from economic damage not from terminators.
Also I severely doubt they would be able to maintain jack for shit, id probably give it a five year average before they would lose control for one reason or another not accounting for failed infrastructure and natural disaster. Those that could survive would probably start having issues with viking/ horseman raids along the borders of their territory, think the more raid happy Nomad clans from Cyberpunk. Frankly as a descendent of bandits I’m kinda surprised we haven’t seen a proper resurgence yet in places like Idaho and New Mexico.
There is a possibility that the next president is donald trump again, and then again.
And when he dies, they’ll use AI to instill him as king forever. “We put his consciousness in a box” they’ll say. All the while, his handler’s and their family secure control indefinitely.
