Can I ask her to fix some billionaires tho
Now we’re talking…
This is the way.
The women in the photo is allegedly not “La Muñeca” she is Nayeli Paola Suárez and had no criminal records.
TLDR: There is a chance…
I’m sorry, can somebody explain what’s wrong with her that could potentially need to be fixed?
The assassinations.
No-one’s perfect.
She was killing the wrong people?
I think I can do it
Aubrey Plaza biopic in the works
Aubrey is pregnant right now. Let’s see a biopic of a pregnant hitwoman.
Sounds similar to Prevenge.
I want her to choke me
But…. I can try…
I would wear my Colombian necktie on our first date
Lust eats you from the inside out. Repent.
CMV: people who preach at other people unsolicited are just projecting. What do you have to repent for motherfucker?
I have done many, many things I regret, but the one I really dread being held in judgement against me in the Court of the Holy is the thing with the giant African ground snails. It seemed a great idea at the time, but what a terrible thing to do to someone. I was such an arsehole back then. Actually there’s quite a long list of stuff. Maybe I should become Catholic, then I just say sorry and it’s all good, right?
you have to confess and go through penance
How many shillings is that these days?
0
They have to go to a priest and say “Forgive me, daddy, I’ve been bad”, right?
sexualizing a profession thats dedicated their entire life to not be sexualized is insanely sexist to both Nuns and Priests. This type of total hate to the point you dont realise whos in your crosshairs is very reddity and 4chanish
Funny, what I read in the news about priests is far from non-sexual.
The news also has a page dedicated to Palantir and Israel
we are all sinners indeed.
Women in men dominated field 🥰🥰🥰
She could’ve made a killing as a domme, for sure. With that whole Ringu thing going on? Yup.
More like Asami in Audition…
chi chi chi chiSadako?
Its spelled Sudoku.
How would you know if you don’t try?
They could have tried already and failed.
You can’t prove that. There is nobody alive to testify that they “tried and failed”
If women can swoon over serial killers, why not men over hitwomen
Because women swooning over men is called sexual liberation, but men swooning over women is called chauviny…
Don’t blame me, I don’t make the rules…
Bullshit. Everyone is entitled to their toxic crush.
I’m not disagreeing with you, but if you think that double-standard isn’t present in some circles of the internet then you obviously haven’t encountered many keyboard-feminists…
Nah I don’t deny it. people can be awful.
Amateurs
She was arrested in connection to the murder of her boyfriend, i would say that counts as tried and failed.
she fixed him alright.
He ain’t me
I don’t want to fix her, I want her to make me worse
Probably not easy either
It’s actually very easy. Imma good boy
I always imagined that women would make the best assassins. People tend to put their guard down when there is a pretty girl around. And they can get men alone. They all just so happen to get heart attacks around her. She’s that good!
Oh, cool. I knew about Sophie Scholl, but I didn’t know about her.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannie_Schaft is probably more famous.
On NPR one time there was a spy on a program, and they said spies almost never carry weapons, and when they do it’s usually a woman because people don’t expect it and also there is such a huge taboo about touching a woman’s purse that they can put it there and be safe.
That’s a plot point in The Sting
Just these weekends saw Butch Classify and Sundance kid for the first time. Great movie
Now the Sting is definitely gonna be my next movie to watch!
And Killing Eve
Yeah… I will go along with a lot of shit if I think there’s a chance I’m going to get laid. Pretty lady assassin is definitely the way to go if anyone is looking to have me killed.
hint hint
Old article, but I do wonder, was she paid less than her male hitman contemporaries?
No one escapes the glass ceiling.
Maybe the opposite, if they’re fewer and more effective in certain cases.
They probably need some high paid women as “executives”
Hitwoman: (shoots dual machine guns out the window)
Me: (Cooking chili) Heh. This is SO us.dual machine guns out the window are a really great way to lose both your arms
