Why not? They’re apparently fine with kids getting shot.

Why did no one warn us that a failure of a businessman would utterly fail at the business of running an economy?

I will employ my standard DND tactic.

“I attempt to seduce the <insert threat/obstacle here>”.

Fun fact: The banana was actually a significant part of the industrial revolution. This was because coal miners could eat it without needing to wash their hands.

Wow, didn’t need Canadians to destroy the White House this time.

Will it ban their Grindr access though?

insert Jeremy Renner Hawkeye meme

I would suggest Nonzis. This is because it is similar to the British insult of Nonce.

I get your /S but when other folks use your statement as a serious argument my reply is below:

If we’re all willing to see each other’s viscera in the aftermath of an IED, Exocet, 155mm howitzer, or any of the other wonderfully horrific ways that modern weapons can disassemble a human being, I think the matter of seeing each other’s genitals is moot.

I’d have just stopped at Trump being a Russian agent, but everything else is true too.

You people literally founded your country because you had a beef with kings. How does going back to the spirit of what forged your self-proclaimed “greatest country on earth” equal “hating America”?

Or is this something I’m just too Canadian to understand?

Having served for many years with LGBTQ folks in my country’s military, I can definitely say they are some of the most professional sailors, soldiers and aviators I’ve had the pleasure to work with. Would gladly go into battle alongside them.

Yup, the first thing you learn in martial arts is that you should never fight.

“Battles are dangerous affairs”.

Please, you’re going to make me blush.

Excellent plan!

Feel free to take his place.

Given that this is the only way military members can legally protest I am glad to see this sort of action.

Oh, and you just had that neurosurgeon job all-lined up, eh?

My old man will be like “fuck it, sleep take me now!” and will take a six hour nap on a metal stool.

The French had a way to deal with celebrities they weren’t too keen on…