Glad I moved to Linux recently, windows 11 has been atrocious
Never going back.
Same!
It is a cold dark night at Microsoft Headquarters. The moon is blacked out by the clouds and rain and thunder beat relentlessly against the office windows.
The head UX engineer stares at the prompt nervously. He hesitates, his whole life has been building up to this point. He is going to control where windows is going and shape the lives of billions of people.
“You got this,” He mumbles to himself, “you know what to do.”
He grabs a screenshot of his desktop and types the fateful words. Make this desktop make more money
The AI says processing…
Surely they’ll make the file explorer faster now that they’re “upgrading” it.
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“Rico!”
“Kaboom?”
“Yes Rico, kaboom!”
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I just got a colonoscopy and the doc said she found some copilot in there
Terminal
Powershell, acktually
It makes sense for it to be there
Eww
Powershell is such garbage. Every time I run it it takes 20 seconds to get to a working prompt.
Only if it’s more than a yard deep.
Microslop going full “the beatings will continue until morale improves” with their ensloppification of everything they touch, I see.
MS abandons its other departments development for SLOP 100%. they are on a path to self-destruction.
At this pace Microsoft will change Windows’ name to Copilot. That’s my prediction.
They’re already changing the name of MS Office to “Microsoft Copilot App”. So when you use Copilot inside Microsoft Office on Windows, you’ll be running Copilot in the Copilot App on Copilot OS.
“Microsoft Windows App” confused the shit out of me earlier. I only realised it was Remote Desktop when I read the description, and I only did that because I was wondering what the fuck Microsoft Windows App is.
“I know we said Windows 10 would be the last version of Windows you’d need, but we really mean it this time with Windows 11. Introducing our new operating system… Compost, I mean, Copilot!”
Microsoft One Copilot would bean incredibly Microsoft thing to call Windows
Microsoft CopilOSt
Holy shit, just fucking stop
stop smoking? how is this relevant ?? ;)
When I wanted the file search to not suck I didn’t mean that.
You don’t understand … you have to talk to file explorer and convince it you really need that file and then talk it into searching for it. (Makes sense … would YOU like to go into onedrive and try to find something ???)
Users: File search should not be this bad
Microsoft: How about this bad?
Explorer already crashes enough without this.
Why don’t they work on Explorer’s awful performance and constant hanging before working in another chatbot?
You know, useful software development work?
But much agentics tho.
Because there aren’t any developers in charge any more. At places like MS and Google now promotions are given to people who make a big splash. Fixing a bug doesn’t get attention.
Is microsoft secretly run by linux evangelists?
Makes sense… No one has promoted linux since 1991 so hard like microsoft does these last 6 months.
It’s been surreal watching my technically-inclined friends switch.
ive run dual boot systems to prolong the life of older lenovo notebooks, leaving windows up for some proprietary software id need for work… if this comes to pass though, im fucking GONE. Ill sooner use macOS than anything with a fucking llm looking at the files on my hard drive 👉
Microslop*
We are Linux , resistance is useless ,we are everywhere
Futile, resistance is futile.
The thing is that if MS concentrated on providing a bulletproof experience, a sane licensing mode, with a low, cheap, entry bar, they would just keep being the top dog forever.
Now they are just giving market share to Linux and MacOS for free.
The current version of macOS, Tahoe, is also atrocious. It’s completely unusable on a desktop, it feels like they want to make it work like an iPad.
For the better or worse, the only good OS is now Linux.
Well, the only piece of Apple tech I currently own is an iPad. I bought the thing through a pretty nice offer from my telco, and for a pretty specific use case, running the Affinity suite on the move without lugging my beefy laptop around.
When I saw how they went full idiot with their glass shit for the UI (hellooo, Windows Aero), I stopped allowing updates. The fact that to reduce transparency and effects to make the thing half usable you have to go into accessibility settings says it all.
it really is wild that they’re pushing away so many people, who otherwise would just sit with them forever, just because profits must always increase
like all they have to do is stop making things worse and people will stay with them and continue joining them. that’s literally all they have to do. and they can’t do it.
Most public companies and governments focus entirely on short term wins with zero consideration for the future.
Microslop is no different.
Soon in the Microslop support forums: “Please help, I asked Copilot for the photos of my late grandma and it deleted my entire C drive”.
The agent has decided you need more OneDrive storage. Your credit card will be charged. If you disagree with the agent, grandma’s pictures will be deleted. Comply and rent Batman the Dark Knight Arises on the Windows Store.
Copitlocker
It probably “saw” the trash icon somewhere and some “deep thought” model concluded that erasing everything was a good idea.
