Couldn’t even do theft in an original way, had to steal that too

Instead of calling it the Bible Belt we should call it the Bigot Belt

I started backsliding into a primordial goo person almost 15 years ago tyvm

sad dog episode is called Jurassic Bark, to help with identification for those wanting to avoid it

I agree, reverse image search isn’t coming up with anything for this one, but it works on other comics from his site. Seems to be an imitation.

Exactly, these just happen to be the clothes that he hadn’t yet worn into oblivion

Oh, I’m sorry, did you waste a fuckton of money on a bullshit regurgitator that isn’t profitable

Oh my god, that’s terrible! Where are these construction sites so that people can avoid them?

Yeah I’m sure Cuckerborg was reeeeal humiliated

Probably should’ve said what they meant then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

My doctor said I should switch to horror-free bagels.

j/k, I can’t afford a doctor.

Or bagels.

Cone of Cold

*sad Otiluke’s Freezing Sphere noises*

Mistakenly we thought that by just introducing artificial intelligence … that would produce a high-quality product.

“We asked AI if AI could do our engineering and AI said yes so we fired the engineers because AI said it would work. If only there were someone that could’ve told us this was a bad idea beforehand!”

He did, but much to his chagrin, they were only awarded Make Some Noise style

Alternatively: Message that to the group as a whole, then say whoops you only meant to send it to one person directly. Never send it to anyone directly.

Gregnate

Water? Not for AI datacenters? In this economy?

i thought i can share this here as i think it’s “”funny“”

You can, but technically you shouldn’t. Rule 4:

• No politics or political figures. There are plenty of other politics communities to choose from.