Like many of its experimental products, Tesla’s Solar Roof — a solar panel array engineered to look like discreet roof tiles — has been a stunning failure. Nowhere is that flop more apparent than on the roof of Ambrose Conroy, a California homeowner who’s spent over six years battling with Tesla over the solar installation from hell.
According to Electrek, the whole saga began back in 2020, when Conroy entered an agreement to buy a 13.1 kW photovoltaic system from Tesla. Though the process was supposed to take a few weeks, it ran years late, as compounding errors and logistical disasters threw the project into chaos.
The car company pre-dates Elon’s Ketamine. Same applies to Space-X.
Cybertruck? ElonK
Kick flipping roadster? ElonK
Starship to Mars? ElonK
ElonK is what they call a Pigeon CEO. He shows up, shits everywhere, then flies off again until the next time.
We call those Seagull managers
The seagull manager also screams a lot, and the pigeon manager flips the board.
Lol. That one is new to me. I’ll have to remember it.
Better way of phrasing it: Flies in, shits all over everything, struts around like he’s the best and then flies out.
Ah the old swoop and poop. Been hit by that too many times
The Mars thing started way before the Ketamine
He just used to hide the ketamine better