But what about C-Cups for Climate Change?
Big boobs feel too big to be desirable? Said who? Is it another US thing?
Real enemy are people who don’t appreciate all boobs.
True
2012: free the nipple!
2026: the nipple is endangered, we must save its native habitat from destruction by human caused climate change
/*//themalenipple has entered the chat
TITS OUT FOR CLIMATE!!!
And for Harambe?
No, dude. Its dicks out for harambe.
Tits are for the climate
Wait… so what are pussies for?
Cuddles and chaos.
Bunny!!
They didn’t get the ribbon.
Day 1: All boob access has been rescinded until real action on climate change occurs
Day 2: Sweeping, global legislature addressing climate change
Day 3: Utopian eco-boobular future
Ah yes, a Mammorytocracy
See also: Boobarchy
Lysistrata had a point, didn’t she.
I feel ignorant now. It’s the first I’ve heard of her. I knew of similar historical tactics with great effect, but I didn’t know it went so far back. Thanks for the history lesson.
Yay! You’re one of today’s 10,000! 🥳
I love that XKCD. At this point, the 10,000 is my main social circle.
Wait, we get social circles?
That was my takeaway from the play
Except that won’t work because rich people will always have access to boobs
That’s quitter talk. We need solidarity among boob owners. Let nothing divide us.
I don’t make the rules, but boob owners aren’t a monolith and good luck convincing every last one to stop giving boob to rich men.
If you find yourself questioning the veracity of that statement then ask yourself how Elon Musk ended up having so many offspring… it certainly wasn’t because he had a charming personality or an attractive body…
Rich people don’t care about boobs, all they care about is the age being is in the single digits
That strategy didnt exactly go phenomenally for the temperance movement, but I guess technically they did get two constitutional amendments out of it
Don’t quote me on this, but I’m pretty sure the temperance movement also played a pretty big role in helping women get organized for the women’s suffrage movement. Also it gave us the YMCA and Salvation Army
But what if they’re all cocksuckers :(
unexpected
Boob owners?
Free the boob!
Just the one? 😞
Just the favorite one.
The other’s just shy, but once you get to know her, she’s just as amazing as her teammate.
You have no idea how much you just boosted my confidence
That’s awesome, and you’re very welcome, fellow anon! 🖖🏼 Every breast is worth celebrating, especially by their bearers/owners. 🥳
It’s trying to hard to get back to that book.
Leave the other as a control group.
Private booberty is theft.
That’s a bit too close to an incel comment, maybe? 😅
ie. “I’m being robbed of my right to boobs everywhere”, etc.
Climate Change -> Wet Bulb Temperature -> The sweety underboob
Swamp boob is the worst. Thanks, climate change!
Cock owners’ve thought they have it bad with swamp scrote, but that’s only one thing we’ve been so confidently wrong about. 🙇🏼♂️
I’m not sure they’re “sweet” in that state.
Titties Against Tyranny! Every kind of boobs united against every kind of corruption, exploitation, oppression, et al!
Truly Of The People, By The People, For The People. 🙇🏼♂️✊🏼
Tits for TAT!
That’s the oldschool cost for ink, too.
I would give anything for a world with more boobs of any size and less climate change.
I’m all for 100% freed boobs everywhere if it means we, collectively, have more than a few decades left.
(the species might survive a bit longer, but maybe that’s being overly generous?)
As someone into fem leaning androgyny, small boobs making a girl boyish is a win.
Preach. 🥵
Small boobs usually mean nice bums…and I’m a bum man.
Same with big boobs; likely nice bums.
Basically, bums are nice.
Bums: the original boobs.
(yes, yes, the Invincible meme is relevant here)
Truth. Big boobs, small boobs… climate change affects us all. Save the tatas!
Mine left town after I stopped eating like an blithe idiot. I’m still an ardent ally, as always, though.
Waiting for some chud to respond with "Climate change… in her pants!"
Interesting preemptive strike there.
Also lol, Lemmy is kinda past such humor lol. Such an enemy could not present itself for decades!
It’s a civic duty for each of us to welcome and help reform refugees from those other places, NGL. 🧏🏼♂️
I’m no chud, but I’m afraid the thought occurred to me unbidden & it was honestly the only excuse I could come up with to hide behind while also not wasting the joke. Weird mixture of embarrassment & yet wanting to share the joke. I don’t know what to say for myself…
In other words… it was projection.
Funny thing. I had a similar situation. I made the joke and the person it was intended for liked it, but other people heard and I had to admit that I overstepped. But live and comment section are different
Thus, your journey to the Dad Joke side begins…
Just say it mate, it may feel liberating.
Wait, let me try one: I hope boobs manage to stop the sea level rise, but they’ll always cause a rise in my pants. How did I do?
Displacement says otherwise —if they aren’t handled with informed intention & positive attention. 🥰
