Fuckin Cyrus

I like the Stoney Units, I feel appreciated.

SI being capable of interspecies translation is an interesting thing I hadn’t considered.

Dumbassions Creed

What’s given you the impression that I am offended at all?

So you don’t want to spoon then?

I’m not sure how welcoming resumption at your convenience is running away…

You’re so stuck on the alcohol, what about all the other fun psychoactives I’ve ingested tonight, don’t they get any credit? Besides, I only had a 4 pack and it’s been gone for a while.

Another wild assumption! Why can’t spooning be something platonic friends do?

I’ll probably be up a little longer, but I’m happy to pick up again in the morning if you are!

What was my insult, calling you a bot? I think you’ve been far more offensive if we were to go over the transcript. You’re obviously not a bot, even a bot would have better things to do than continue entertaining me.

No, big spoon or little spoon? I gave you enough points to be the winner because you seem sad and I want you to be happy!

My dude, you can stop any time! You’re either having as much fun as I am, or absolutely seething, or at the very least have as little going on as I do right now, which could be cause for reflection.

My mobile client can’t handle the depth of that other thread anymore so we should start over here. What’s gotcha so twisted up bud?

Yea, you got me dead to rights. Every day after work I go to the bar before I go home. Everyone there knows my name! I get loaded, drive my pickup truck home in the middle of the road, and then, Straight to the Moon, right when I get in the door. Like clockwork

I am having a good time trolling a stranger that apparently loves arguing on the Internet. You’re welcome to stop anytime, nobody but your ego is making you respond.

You must have some serious skeletons in the closet to be making such bold assumptions dude, it’s a really sick thing to just assume. Somebody hurt you and alcohol was obviously involved. Sorry dude, that’s lame.

I believe I said “I’ve been drinking”, which leaves you to apparently assume that means I’m drunk, which is silly, because unless you’ve never had a beer, you would realize a few pints on a Saturday night is a pretty normal thing for people to do, and makes the sort of interaction we’re having so much more fun than it would normally be. We’re catching up on stranger things before the new season bit I’ve seen this but enough to dedicate more of my attention to my new friend!

You’re the one slinging insults, I’m just here for a laugh.

Sooo…?