Instead of ‘You are what you eat.’ it is “You are what you don’t shit.”
Pee come out of my penis tho???
No, mine
W T F ?!?
Listen, urine comes from your no-no spot and I want to drink it straight from the tap because I am an alchemist and know urine’s true potential. Please, everyone, pee on me to make me more powerful, and I will defeat Donald Trump in this next election…
You got reborn HARD, friend.
Damn right! That’s my teleological purpose! I offend both the religious and secular, and thus make more religious. I’ve invented Mormon Occultism. People that rebel in the Mormon church will find me as I am the quasi-opposition of orthodox religious congregations, while people who seek truth from a secular perspective can debate me and I will win having studied philosophy into the 30th grade. This makes me an attractor membrane to orthodox Mormonism. God thought thus through for me, because God knows my dumb ass wouldn’t have come up with this myself, because damn am I a horny son of a bitch.
You’re insane. I like you.
i have literally no idea what you just said … how did this get 3 upvotes?
There are people smarter than you who get the joke
Guess where almost all your fatass has to go in order to lose it? Your lungs. You have to breathe out more than goes into your face hole. That’s a lot of breathing.
Jokes on you I’m constantly breathing whether I’m awake or asleep! I only eat like, two times a day! Checkmate!
I used to try to exhale harder than inhaled to mestabolize alcohol faster when i got the spins so i could drink more.
Im 2.5 years sober now lmao
What?
It’s the krebs cycle. If you look at how sugar is broken down by the cells to make atp, the actual energy your cells use, it takes C6H12O6 (sugar) and makes it into a few CO2 and H2O, getting energy (atp) from breaking it down into the components. That CO2 is then exhaled, which is I think what OP is referring to.
Note: it’s been a long time since I learned that in class so it is most likely somewhat incorrect
it does check out. the CO2 travels from the cells through the blood into the lungs, where it is exhaled.
so technically what you exhale has a slightly higher mass than what you inhale, because it has an additional carbon atom.
Heavy breathing intensifies
Digestive tract
They said college, not university.
Ouch. Sick burn.
Get a real job, that’s what they said to me. But…
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Thank you I’m glad I’m not alone
And when you lose weight, you breathe it out.
Is that why the gym smells so greasy all the time?
That one blew my mind.
I am begging you not to elaborate here.
Sugar plus oxygen equals energy plus CO2 plus water.
That’s true of the metabolic pathways for fat, protein, and alcohol, too. Each oxygen molecule we breathe feeds into chemical reactions so that it picks up a carbon atom and becomes CO2 on the way out. The carbon comes from whatever food was metabolized, including anaerobic respiration where the lactic acid eventually gets cleared out.
There’s a “Yo mama so fat” joke in here somewhere, I just can’t find it.
Yo mama so fat, if she went on a diet she’d raise the average global temperature by a degree.
🏆
Does this mean a piss fetish is nutritious for a vampire?
So I’ve technically let a girl bleed all over my chest? Ew!!
The vaginal lube is blood plasma also
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbonzo bean?
I ain’t paying 50$ for a garbanzo bean on my chest
A classic, although “to have” works better than “for”
wait…
Hol’ up
Nice!
It’s all connected. It’s a series of tubes.
ALL TUBES!!
Like how when you kiss you’re just connecting a long tube from your ass to theirs.
we are just very fine sieves
The body, it’s not, it’s not something you can just dump something on, it’s not a big truck.
Just like the internet
I’m pretty sure the internet is really a big truck.
Nope, it’s a tiny black box with a red LED on top of Big Ben.
They’re referencing this (or perhaps the original speech, but this remix was super popular on the internet back in the day): https://youtu.be/_cZC67wXUTs
Ah OK, thx, I was only familiar with “the internet is a series of tubes”.
I was referencing an episode of The IT Crowd.
I wish there was so much more of that show.
We are essentially a coiled tube surrounded by a maintenance apparatus.
A worm, you say?
Would you still love me if I was?
IT’S ALL PIPES!
Okay Art Vandelay
So your saying our bodies are the original Internet?
Well, that answers that question.
I’d been wondering just how the fuck piss crystals can take a wrong turn at your bladder and end up in your foot, turns out they were in your foot the whole time.
What are these piss crystals that have been in my feet the whole time???
And the real treasure was the piss crystals you had in your foot all along.
The end.
💎 ⭐️ “By the power of the piss crystal!” 💫 💦
Gout
i once had a VERY spicy meal. and i’m quite used to spicynes
that meal caused me to feel it the next morning when i peed. which also means that my blood was spicy at some point
Perhaps it could have been, your mucuous membranes reacting to the spicyness, rather than having them in your urine itself? Many autoimmune disorders tend to react strongly, to certain eaten things (like spices) - chronic bladder wall inflammation being one of them, for example - so I assume it could be possible, for that sort of reaction, to happen mildly and temporarily, with an excessive exposure like that.
Spissy 😔
Are you sure you didn’t have sex with someone with spicy pee prior? Spicy pee is contagious.
Crossed my mind, but the fact that it only happened once in the morning, quickly eased my mind
Spicy
I’ve also felt this when eating spicier than usual food. Kind of threw off the taste too
Did the pee taste spicy or just different in another way?
*tract (unless you swallowed a bunch of Mario Kart toys)
That would be a great stage. “Aww look, that little polyp has a face! So cute :)”
With various opening and closing sphincters you have to time properly.
It’d be like a trippy episode of Magic Schoolbus. XD
And dodging antibodies along the way
Fun fact: what ever you eat is wrapped around by your body, but it’s not in the body.
Humans are topologically a seven? hole donut.
Your mom’s a seven hole donut.
Donut make fun of peoples mom’s
We’re a worm with appendages.
Speak for you self
I am all worm with appendages on this blessed day.
They call me Doctor Worm. Good morning, how are you? I’m Doctor Worm.
I’m just a worm trying to get to the other side of the sidewalk
Count again.
Giggity
Hey, Vsauce! Michael here
Seven or eight?
I got curious and asked the Sky Brain about this. It got a little “Clinton-esque.”
Urethra isn’t a hole though, it’s just a depression. Mouth and anus are the same hole.
Your nostrils, eyes, and ears are also connected to the inner-outside part of your body via the sinuses. So we’re not doughnuts, we’re something much stranger with 8 holes all connected in the middle.
Urethra and vagina are pockets, not true holes, since they don’t go all the way through.
Oh no topology has branched out from sandwiches to anatomy
Wait until you find out where milk comes from.
Wait until you find out where milk comes from.
Ugh blue eyes are so creepy. Iwill never understand the appeal.
Chesticles.
No that’s where dick cheese comes from.
Fancy sweat glands wrapped in fat?
The corner shop?
Cows?
Cows’ blood
No way?!
Bags of sand
