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    JUDGE: Point to where the corporation touched you.
    ME: …

    DEFENDANT: He still owns a real wallet! Get it!!

    JUDGE: Order! Order!

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    Mood when you think you are working a mom and pop shop and they have the employees lives in mind. Then they don’t promote you or giving a raise in 5 years despite the business booming and they are opening more locations, where’s my fucking cut for making you profitable

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      I run a startup company and I decided my first hires will have profit sharing. If not all hires. However, I don’t plan on ever being very big. It’s a garage door company, I’d like to have 2-3 trucks running around, but I don’t think I need more than that. That feels comfortable. Everyone should be happy, my future employees, my customers, and of course, myself.

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      I feeeel that

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      Such a great skit: https://youtu.be/jgYYOUC10aM

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    The cads!

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    Omg I think I’m a victim

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    deleted by creator

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    Then make your own company and work by yourself

    Unless you can’t

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      Depends on your skill set. A chemical engineer isn’t going to be selling homemade products.

      Unless…

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        They take the risks, they have the idea, they have special skills… them getting a significant cut from your work doesn’t seem that bad

        Obviously there are always exceptions, there is always a too much

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          The risks of getting a small business loan forgiven or being demoted from billionaire to mega millionaire.

          Or billionaire to still a billionaire after the bailout as the case may be.

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