belated but finally coming out of a coma
Congratulations on surviving the flaying!!!
Needs a little stitching back up, but nothing unexpected & thx. :)
vivesection
That’s valid
Oh yeah? Well my dissertation on automated weapons systems was able to defend itself.
Congrats tho.
Autonomous gun turrets can be… very… persuasive.
Now with 50 percent more bullet per bullet!
Just wait until you see how they defended dissertations in the Middle Ages
Well done, doctor!
Congratulations!
From,

Haha, I think I had a few years of this, but this place was a good outlet.
Is it even legal to use this template on days other than Wednesday? But don’t worry, I won’t report you to the meme police. And congrats, of course.
More highly frowned upon than outright illegal; a hard stare should suffice.
Maybe a “tut tut”
Defenses call for different rules.
What an honor!

Congrats!
Now we can say “What’s up Doc?” and mean it. 🐰🥕
congratulations on the dissecation
That’s not what a frog looks like inside at all.
Oh, wait, this is that thing about explaining a joke and dissecting a frog, right?
Anyway, congratulations, Dr!
It was hard work, I’m sure, but now you’ve got it made! I mean, now it’s easy street for you, right? Nothing but champagne dreams and caviar wishes, right?
Im impressed you got to the end with how much shitposting you do! Congrats Dr. Fossilesque!
Why tweezers have been nailed down tho?
Please tell me no AI.Seriously? That bothers you more than the frog having human-like organs?
However I’m pretty sure those aren’t tweezers and they aren’t pinned down.
To prevent them from floating away of course (look at their shadow)
Congratulations! I wish I could hear about your thesis without identifying you. I’m sure it is great and fascinating!
DM me if you wanna know lmao. Basically, I’m a jack of all trades environmental archaeologist.
Congrats, buddy!
More like dissection.
Congrats!
or vivesection if the frog is alive.












