You’ll secure democracy by cheering for one repressive regime over another? That’s some interesting “logic” there.

Look at Mr. Fancypants here who can afford real lobster!

Of course. Of course. Once the current system destroys itself, your ideology will magically emerge victorious and everything will be wonderful.

Greetings, fellow geezer!

Thoughts and prayers!

They’re keeping him on as asskisser-in-chief to Trump. I guess they’re concerned that Ternus might not be good enough at grovelling.

Hahaha, good one! Guards! Seize this impudent peasant and whip him to the bone!

Yeah, so clean.

If that’s so obvious, then why not state it clearly on the packaging?

Dear Russians,
please get on with it.
Sincerely,
A guy who’s very tired of this shit

Just wait until Mr. Poopypants comes calling.

Technically correct, best kind of correct.

The article doesn’t say this is the dumbest thing he ever did. It just says this is the dumbest way he could have done this particular thing.

This will never amount to more than a cash grab.

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

Having the day we voted for, are we?

That’s pretty much how it’s going to be.

No

Kakistocracy in action

This is the correct answer. Most of this stuff is half baked at best.