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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago

3rd Trimester

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3rd Trimester

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago
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  • zaphod@sopuli.xyz
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    1 month ago

    Poke it.

  • Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip
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    House is pregnant

    • ColdSideOfYourPillow@piefed.social
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      this vexes me

      a mock phone call from “Vexed Foreman”, from House M.D.

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    If it’s in the US … it’s probably Tylenol

  • Onno (VK6FLAB)@lemmy.radio
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    Sewerage explosion imminent.

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      Or tree root growing into your kitchen

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        Really? Roots grow pretty slowly. You’d have a small perturbance, then a little bump, then an annoying bump. This is a “kitchen is almost unusable” level of floor displacement. And considering the rest of the room doesn’t look like it was ignored for 10 years…

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    This happened to me at my old condo. Apparently the original tiles had very little “adhesive” (or whatever you call that concrete mix to make them stick) so when one piece finally detached, it caused a chain reaction and lifted the surrounding tiles. I was in the bathroom and legit thought my living room was about to cave in the way it sounded. And this was at the 15th floor of a high rise.

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