How dare someone exercise their rights.

What, did dinosaurs use hair as hair ties?

One single plant, cloned thousands of times. Easily devastated by disease.

I always answer “well I’m still here” and let them make of it what they want.

Is that a sock, or does that dude’s leg look really nasty?

Ummm. Yeah, it’s Twitter.

That’s… Almost worse

Really? Roots grow pretty slowly. You’d have a small perturbance, then a little bump, then an annoying bump. This is a “kitchen is almost unusable” level of floor displacement. And considering the rest of the room doesn’t look like it was ignored for 10 years…