If you read what I wrote again, you’ll see that no petty theft was brought before us. They waited until substantially more than that was stolen before they brought the person in. That was me warning you that might not be able to keep up what you’re doing, if your county works like mine does.

I was trying to do you a solid, but okay. Keep on doing what you do, I guess.

I didn’t say whether I indicted or not. I’m saying that just because you think you’re getting away with it, it doesn’t mean you actually are.

I served on a grand jury, and this is how a number of cases ended up in front of me. At least in my corner of the world, it is how it works.

The authorities have you on camera and are waiting for you to do this more times so that they can charge you with something more than petty theft.