It’s not shitty, and not quite the same but Rare Exports is on my yearly Xmas horror watchlist. The short film is about how Santa Clauses exist in the wild as a feral species and are captured and trained by trained hunters to be monetised and sold for Christmas.
The full film (2010) is about the discovery of the first, true Santa buried in the ice in Norway, and his elves swarm to protect him.
🙏 i need a shitty horror movie with this concept for christmas
I also want this, but with a budget inexplicably rivaling Avatar.
But with the writing, directing, and editing of a shitty horror movie. Just s-tier VFX carrying the world’s most hopeless movie.
This kinda exists and it’s called Slither.
I also want coca cola to sponsor the film without realising what it is until its too late
It’s not shitty, and not quite the same but Rare Exports is on my yearly Xmas horror watchlist. The short film is about how Santa Clauses exist in the wild as a feral species and are captured and trained by trained hunters to be monetised and sold for Christmas.
The full film (2010) is about the discovery of the first, true Santa buried in the ice in Norway, and his elves swarm to protect him.
You already have Diehard and Gremlins, be satisfied ;)
But this could be Die Hard and Gremlins during xmas!
Sigh :)
Lol that’s probably the best response to my nonsense