If it doesn’t turn out that man was made in Madame Tussaud’s famous workshop, I will eat my hat.

Yes! I walked face first into one or two massive webs and they all moved up a bit! So cool and courteous!

I mean, also true, if you read about the level of talent that flowed through that club. It’s where Billie Holiday DEBUTED Strange Fruit. I get chills just imagining that shit.

Then explain why I wet myself?

Earth might go on to start a whole new life in some new place just like my dad.

Not sure I like the sound of that.

Based on how Earth is doing, she might be taking us to the big farm upstate. :(

Not necessarily. I like to think I’m pretty resilient.

That’s called a crepe and they are DELICIOUS.

Not native here, either, but supposedly not a real threat to anything. They’re everywhere here now. Coolest thing I learned is that their babies can “balloon” and fly for up to hundreds of miles on wind currents. And the little tiny baby spider in the web isn’t a baby, it’s the little bitch-ass male. The size difference is insaaaane.

Same, I had two Joros this year. Their webs are LITERALLY gold, it’s so cool. They really just chill. Imagine my disappointment when both disappeared before the New Year and I learned their lifespans. :(

Because he knows he’s innocent, I’m guessing. The CEO dude shot himself. Everyone is saying it.

To add to what others have said regarding chain of custody and illegal procedure: just look at that face!

Probably. Knowing what we know now, the Puritans look awfully sketchy.

Look at that dude, even on pedophile island he’s not getting an invite. Not saying he isn’t into kids, just that all the other pedos probably picked on him.

😮

Wanna see my noodskin?

They definitely deleted all that data, too.