Katamari Datacy

This is kind of true, depending on how radical your interpretation of getting off a bike is.

I’ve got a massive hindgut, but no girth?

You didn’t have to do that. :/

Sorry to be the bearer of difficult news.

I plan to be one of the first ones in line to get my disc on launch day! Can’t wait to finally pop that bad boy in and boot it up after all the hype!

That’s crazy! “The round error” was actually my nickname in high school!

I said, “setting aside the obvious!” Besides that issue and a handful of others, it should be fine.

Setting aside the obvious, what’s the worst that can happen?

I bet you it won’t.

We should have Kalshi bets on whether these people will ever be able to break their gambling addictions.

Damn.

“You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.” -Uranium, Star Wars

This is really unfair. They honestly do a lot more than that. Golf, for example.

I smelled the pump, I smelled the dump, but nobody takes investing advice from me.

I bet those fish really know their scales. 🎸🤘

1967 Milwaukee uprising, apparently.

Here’s the thing. If it’s all vibrating strings in 10 dimensions then ???

This isn’t even anti-trump, it’s like neutral, just the basic facts ma’am trump.

Just, “Yup, that’s him alright.” No shock or anything left.

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