Read that as “she’s ten”. Did a double take.
It would explain something I guess.
same here, for a second I asked myself “ok where am I right now?”
Porque no los dos
hell yeah
Hot ⬆️
➡️ CrazyHot ⬆️ 🔴
➡️ CrazyEdit: I have no idea how to add whitespace on Lemmy, apparently. But this works too.
Same thing really.
I would probably cum from laughing.
So how exactly are you supposed to move someone from the fun zone?
Hey girl I’m having great fun with you. If you get a facelift we can start dating?
Hot is not only physical. It’s also mental, you may find traits on your partner that move them around for you.
Alcohol
Usually there’s a temperature knob you can adjust.
You want to date someone you find unattractive?
Btw, the whole thing is more tongue-in-cheek.
Who’s tongue in who’s cheek being what makes it hot.
you break up with them
I dated a redheaded preacher’s daughter once
Did it work out?
He’s still alive, so I guess so.
No. Too high on the scale.
This reminds me of an ancient YouTube video drawing nearly the same chart.
The chart is obviously based on the video, the parenthetical in the danger zone is a dead giveaway.
I wonder how many guys who think they can be selective about the “date” and “marry” zones are even a 5 (assuming bell curve distribution).
10 on the bottom
11 on top
‘A ten’ or just ‘ten?’ Rather worrying.
I’m not seeing a problem here
No, you’ll hear it, and then probably smell it.
So she’s a 20?
Ok, but will she share her Netflix password?
She will make an account for you on her Jellyfin server
From personal experience, not enough people appreciate this.
Swoon
… it’s nothing but Fake and random episodes of Jojo, isn’t it?
That is acceptable.
sauce for the background image?
Allargando by Seto Yuuki (NSFW) page 40
U wish that was a fart
queef?
Fart from pooter. Queef from cooter. Then assume that force will trigger a sneeze like propellant from each orifice. Good luck not coming after that.
Can I get a match check on my working equation?
(Fart + queef )((biologicalfill% * propulsion constant))
farts on my balls
🤮🫠
probably feels amazing tbh
12 if she says Waluigi.
Never had a girl fart on my balls, bet it feels amazing.
