It’s the “piece of shit human being is rejected by sane people effect” and has been a thing since the dawn of civilization.

Waste money sending out checks worth nothing. Nice. 🤦‍♂️

I thought that said teleportation and I was like “how does that help something learn?”

I have a feeling the alarm you’re talking about is a temperature alarm, not for the door. It’s just that leaving the door open will raise the temperature eventually.

I mean, it’s better than everyone thinking your painting was done by a totally different artist. 🤷‍♂️

ChristAI can miraculously turn anything into shit.

How many people are gonna get to the end only to die in the bottomless pit because they never killed a dog?

Lordran.

Make sure to curse yourself before going so you can actually fight the ghosts.

A zweihander?!

I can become…

GIANT DAD

Use infrared reflecting makeup and just become a luminous being of light to any camera.

How about heat? Or some other radiation? 🤔

This headline sounds like the short description of a random ass made for TV horror movie.

I can get nostalgia looking at my previous address on Maps because it shows my old Jetta (my first car) in the driveway :D

lol

Real time, tho. That way we can see photographs from before cameras, too. Watch what dinosaurs were doing n stuff.

It’d actually be cool as fuck if we could make some kind of Paycheck-style time machine that lets you see into the past by simply looking at light reflected off other celestial objects.

It could theoretically work looking backwards, but not forwards as it was used in the film. Of course, it’d have to have insane resolution for it to be like a video of what happened on the planet and not just a dot of light.

I shoulda got my class ring in bismuth instead of bloodstone… I don’t even remember if that was an option 🤔

🎶I hate you,

you hate me,

We’re a totally fucked up family!🎶

So only tricks, but no treats?

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