It certainly always saves me time. Especially when I cut out doing the part where I pay.

This shirt would be funny as fuck to see being sold at Target.

How are they even able to understand it? /s

It’s actually a plot point in the Rick and Morty spin-off “President Curtis.”

A prison for monsters, run by Amelia Earhart.

I am pretty sure they are just jokingly trying to blow your mind with a list of other measurements.

What would 1024 petrabytes be called? 🤔

I don’t drink wine but I would eat the grapes.

With most songs usually being around 3 minutes, you could listen to 5 in a 15 minute shower.

“Why would you have the phone in the shower anyway?”

MUSIC.

“Why not have them go to 10 and just make 10 louder?”

“…These go to 11.”

Except for their own Kirkland Signature brand, they sell the same shit everyone else does but bigger. What curation?

Personally, I hate needing to pay a god damn subscription in order to spend more money buying stuff at their store.

YSK California has the most stringent food safety regulations in the country, going above and beyond what the fed requires. Thank fuck I live here and not somewhere that does the bare minimum required of them (which, rn, is doing nothing at all).

I like the way it jiggles. 🤤

Jizz Wizard

“I cast, PRE-MATURE EJACULATION!”

So… How many of them had engaged in beastiality prior to being hired? 🤔

I just realized it doesn’t even need to be reborn to “take on streaming.” Y’all with home servers and a big music collection can just start hosting Shoutcasts again and we can use the OG Winamp to stream. :P

If only Sega had understood that. 😔

I could probably fit 3 more regular sized fingers below my pinky. There’s plenty of room before it stops being hand and becomes the wrist.