• Agent641@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Lembas bread but it’s 1000 years past it’s due date and you will get diarrhoea equivalent to its food value.

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      3 months ago

      you can show it to a sailor and they’ll start uncontrollably screaming in horror

      if you clack two pieces together the sound is loud enough to rupture eardrums