Like many of its experimental products, Tesla’s Solar Roof — a solar panel array engineered to look like discreet roof tiles — has been a stunning failure. Nowhere is that flop more apparent than on the roof of Ambrose Conroy, a California homeowner who’s spent over six years battling with Tesla over the solar installation from hell.
According to Electrek, the whole saga began back in 2020, when Conroy entered an agreement to buy a 13.1 kW photovoltaic system from Tesla. Though the process was supposed to take a few weeks, it ran years late, as compounding errors and logistical disasters threw the project into chaos.
A judge blasts?
Already keyword blocked “slams” here so I guess “blasts” is next.
Yes, under the bench. It’s not fun for whoever has to clean it up. It’s a kink thing to do it in front of a jury.
Dredd: “Spearmint Lifesavers”.
Lawgiver: “Spearmint Lifesavers are Unavailable, Judge Dredd. Would you like Guava Lifesavers instead?”
Dredd: “Spearmint. Lifesavers”.
Lawgiver: “Spearmint Lifesavers are Unavailable, Judge Dredd. Would you like some Durian Lifesavers instead?”
Dredd: "Spearmint!
Lifesavers!"
Lawgiver: “Spearmint Lifesavers are Unavailable, Judge Dredd … ACK! N-no! Don’t put me up there!”
Judge Death: “All crime is committed by the living. Therefore, life itself is a crime! I have come to jud- URK!”
Lawgiver: (muffled) “Hey! It smells like death in here!”
Judge used Blast!
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It’s not very effective…