The cult in power forgot to add a skill requirement for the pretty-face spokesperson. 🤦♂️
Well, it’s how they usually do things, i guess.
If I’ve learned something in my time working with hardcore repugnants they give zero fucks about actual skill. In no particular order, these are what they hire based on…
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Looks
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Ass-kissing
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Banging the boss
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Being related or at least BFFs with someone
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Bribes
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Blackmail
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As consolation, Zachariah was allowed to give President Trump one last HJ before being escorted by security from the White House.
Next secretary is already announced, don’t worry!
Now that’s a challenging wank.
Where’s the Viking beard
I don’t think their boobs are big enough for them to be qualified to be White House Press Secretary.
The lettuce lasted longer the she did.
USA outstupids itself daily.
Hold my beer.
I wonder if any of Trump’s supporters remember that his original 2016 campaign leant heavily on the idea that he was great at hiring people, and would replace the swamp with a team of the country’s best and most highly qualified people?
I wonder if any of trump’s supporters remember that
The bulk of them don’t have memories longer than that twar held her position.
Supporting Trump was always about making MAGA feel good about themselves, feels not reals. Trump’s actual policy outcomes almost never mattered.
Perhaps the main policy point of Trump was anti foreign adventure, alongside being anti-immigration and anti-inflation. And now Trump has started an optional war in Iran which is arguably even stupider than Bush II’s Iraq War. Which has caused inflation to sky-rocket. And the national debt is spiraling out of control. And yet, 76% of Republicans still approve of Trump. I don’t think most people realize how literally insane the loyalty of the Republican voter base is.
Supporting Trump was always about making MAGA feel good about themselves, feels not reals. Trump’s actual policy outcomes almost never mattered.
Which is typical for fascism. It’s only about appealing to the emotions of the masses to gain popularity and thus power.
The % is a little misleading though. The total # of people who self- identify as Republican has also been shrinking (true with people who self-identify as democratic too). More and more people self-identify as independent. Most of the data I have looked at stop at 2023-2025 though, so who knows what it’d look like today after the fiasco this administration has been in 2026.
Republicans are still projected to get something like 40-50% of the votes next election. Given how much the Republican party is the party of Trump, pretty much every vote for a Republican is a vote for Trump. All the Republicans who opposed Trump have already been primaried out at this point.
What actual policies does the Republican party even stand for, at this point? “No new wars”? Economic responsibility? Preserving freedom and democracy? Small government? Real Christian values like helping the poor? Preserving the status quo? Free market capitalism? Free speech? No, they stand for Trump and racism, and nothing else.
So while you can (rightfully) quibble about the specific % I mentioned being misleading, the underlying Trump support is huge.
Get fired from any government job any%
Probably a WR.
She lasted only 0.45 Scaramucci.
She sure acted goofy.
funny how she is worst than Ms Karoline.
Karoline Leavitt’s ability to shamelessly lie was impressible. Horrifying and evil, but impressive. I assume that Zacharia was simply not qualified at shamelessly lying?
Crazy worse!
Something tells me this is the longest she has held a job down.
Given Trumps history, its possible she was doing a lot of “jobs” for Trump when she was much younger.
I wonder how right wing tabloids plan to spin this, as they were talking about her like she was a golden goddess
And seriously maybe Trump get distracted too by their breasts, which is why he doesn’t notice that everything coming out of these people’s mouths is unbelievable crap (including his own).
Three days. She didn’t work Monday, and she was fired this morning, so I don’t think she worked today.
I keep wondering how Tuesday to Friday works out to “five days”
Its crazy she thought she could get away with lying about her degrees in a job thats so high profile. From far away she does look a bit like Ivanka, who trump has said he wants to have sex with, so I imagine thats why she was hired.
https://newrepublic.com/post/173968/donald-trump-fantasized-sex-ivanka-new-book-says
Between the way he talks about Ivanka, the way he interacts with her in public, and those creepy-as-fuck pictures of the two of them together, it was already obvious to anyone with half a brain that he desperately wants to bone her
I think he already did. The beginning part of this video of Ivanka giving a tour of her bedroom makes me feel gross. It’s like the minute she turns to her bed all the air is sucked out of her.
He definitely has. What Trump wants, Trump gets. Being told “No” only makes him go harder. He’s not the main character of the TRUMP-EPSTEIN FILES ™ for nothing.
The trumpstein pedo-files®
He literally admitted that “If she wasn’t my daughter, perhaps I would be dating her.”
Never forget!
Big Cheungus!
I’m getting to where I think a full Steven Cheung denial is the best possible endorsement of truth available. His tears of indignant rage just seem to light the last candle on the cake of whatever exposé is going around this time.
Natalie Harp was having NONE of it.
the homewrecker, i almost forgot about her.
The lettuce is still grocery store fresh
We should start using sliced avocados
Cut apples in half and time how long it takes to turn brown
Driscoll’s raspberries.
Might even be better now .?
Gotta let some of the pesticides evaporate to get that condensed pesticide outer crust ::chefs kiss::
Name checks out
The only bees that make milk.
Even Solomon Grundy had a better run.
LMFAO, this is awesome
Who the hell dresses like a flight attendant for their first Whitehouse press appearance? (Besides her)
Maybe she had a job interview right after?
She left the job to run her new successful brass nipple company? Bripple?
