A dog wrote this
either it’s a kink, or a 5 year old asked an AI agent to find some people to play tag
I would do this.
Most likely explanation: a Jack Russell Terrier learned how to post to craigslist.
“The chase doesn’t stop until I’m inside you”
I so much want to believe that this is someone who just wants to play the kind of tag that they have always dreamt of as a kid.
Challenge level: Impossible
Find a way to create a meetup for group for “adult tag” that doesn’t sound like it’s sexual in nature.
“Again, nothing sexual.”
“Also, the chasing has to happen on my island.”
I’m curious how much this pays
Any grown adults want to meet up to play tag in the woods?
I was there, but you didn’t show up. ☹️
Is this the shitty internet version of “The Most Dangerous Game”?
FYI: the word “game” in the phrase “the most dangerous gane” refers to the people being hunted, not the activity itself!
Just as deer are “game animals”, the humans are game in this particular hunt. But a human is far more dangerous than most animals we hunt, thus the phrase.
Not in this case
Did you just mansplain to the Internet?
The Internet seems to like it!
This is just a trail run with one extra step
PvP trail running
you can go real fast
I’m out 🙌
I want to be chased
:3
No bikes. But a car, that’s okay 👍
Don’t say that on Lemmy!
I forgot about the fuckcars community. I am ashamed because I’m subscribed to it.
“BTW, I’ll have a chainsaw”.
