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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day ago

Keep ‘em on their toes

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Keep ‘em on their toes

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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • Kojichan@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    I, unironically, love the little “soap” gumdrops. Cilantro tastes nothing like them.

  • Bonus@sh.itjust.works
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    I say we shit in the fucking cilantro!

  • DrPop@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    Can’t eat that shit, I’ll explode.

    • SourDragon@lemmy.world
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      16 hours ago

      Username tracks

      • DrPop@lemmy.world
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        15 hours ago

        Lol, allergies but yeah

  • fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com
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    1 day ago

    I taste the soap, and I like it.

    • Signtist@bookwyr.me
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      I could never tell if it tasted like soap, or if that’s just how it’s supposed to taste and I’m just not a huge fan. Either way, it wasn’t bad enough for me to bother avoiding it, and at this point I’m coming around.

    • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works
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      21 hours ago

      I read this in Katy Perry’s voice

    • Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz
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      24 hours ago

      I am scared.

    • kambusha@sh.itjust.works
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      23 hours ago

      Someone swore a lot when they were young, and liked the punishment.

      • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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        16 hours ago

        More, Daddy

      • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
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        13 hours ago

        And now I need to re-read The Terminal Man

  • lemmingsareawesome@sh.itjust.works
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    16 hours ago

    add extra parsites to it

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    If I catch even a hint of it, I can’t follow up with another bite. It’s probably one of my least favorite common flavors.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      If I could make cilantro go extinct, I would

    • Nonprophet@lemmy.world
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      6 hours ago

      Soap? Yeah me too

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    When i was a kid it tasted like soap, but by the time i was a teenager it tasted like a delicious herb.

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    Me and some of my siblings loved it growing up, while my mom and the other siblings hated it (big family). Many years later when talking about it we found out it was a 60/40 split in the family for not having/having the cilantro=soap gene.

    Cilantro belongs on almost anything. Those who disagree can eat soap.

    • kuiskaaja@lemmy.ml
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      13 hours ago

      cilantro belongs in the compost

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