> die
> arrive in afterlife
> ask god if earth is flat or round
> god says it’s round???
> realize the roundoid conspiracy got to him too
> sent to hell for doubting god
> persecuted for challenging the lies
> clearly the conspiracy feels threatened if they’re going this far to silence me
> validation! vindication!
It gave me a long term phobia of explosive decompression that fucked with me for decades after. I honestly can’t comprehend what the fuck the showrunners were thinking when they decided to portray a child taking off their helmet in the vacuum of space
I did a shit from a high tower to measure whether it fell straight to earth or curved, indicating a round planet. It curved, that’s when I realized NASA must have replaced my anus.
>Go to doctor
>Get CT scan of my head
>Totally normal, eyes not hacked
>NASA must have replaced the windows in the space station with 8K screens.
Correct. The only way to know for sure is to walk out the airlock and see with your own eyes.
>Put on suit for space walk to get past the screens
>Stupid me, obviously the helmet is a top secret VR system
>Take off helmet
>
> die
> arrive in afterlife
> ask god if earth is flat or round
> god says it’s round???
> realize the roundoid conspiracy got to him too
> sent to hell for doubting god
> persecuted for challenging the lies
> clearly the conspiracy feels threatened if they’re going this far to silence me
> validation! vindication!
Chuck Palhanyuik vibes intensify
God, that scene fucked with me as a child.
It gave me a long term phobia of explosive decompression that fucked with me for decades after. I honestly can’t comprehend what the fuck the showrunners were thinking when they decided to portray a child taking off their helmet in the vacuum of space
I did a shit from a high tower to measure whether it fell straight to earth or curved, indicating a round planet. It curved, that’s when I realized NASA must have replaced my anus.
they hacked your anus
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