jfc lmao

We’ll strap you to a giant linear actuator and pump you full of viagra.

Consensual Numerical Control?

I think you’re right… I was just imagining him coming in with a flamethrower in one the last episode

TFW the antagonist in The Smurfs was right all along.

No! Not again, I’ve already learned it three times already! 😭

Kek (again)

Cheers!

Written ironically by an alien astronaut.

EEXXPLOSSIIOONSS??!

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER?!?

The chlorophylls are the first to be disposed of and by the time they came for the beta-carotene no one was left to light harvest.

(╭☞´ิ∀´ิ)╭☞ ayyyy

I give my sincere condolences to anyone that is forced to use this shitty corporate OS.

What is this gonzo-shit-show timeline lmao

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