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minus-squareMaki@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up142·8 days agoShe should have bit it clean off. Missed opportunity there.
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 days agothat does explain stormy daniels calling him a mushroom dick.
minus-squaredhork@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up158·8 days agoMaybe she did, and that’s why Stormy thinks it looks like a toadstool
minus-squarelennybird@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up55·8 days agoIn fairness to her, his mushroom dick (according to Stormy Daniels the porn star to whom he paid hush money) is a very tiny target. Like trying to grab at a splinter with your fingernails.
minus-squareWiddershins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·8 days agoPulling a splinter out with your teeth is probably how they did it before Larry Tweezer invented tweezers
minus-squaremoonshadow@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·7 days agoHis last name was just Tweeze, common mistake
She should have bit it clean off. Missed opportunity there.
that does explain stormy daniels calling him a mushroom dick.
Maybe she did, and that’s why Stormy thinks it looks like a toadstool
with the red sores and all.
I look like whose what??
In fairness to her, his mushroom dick (according to Stormy Daniels the porn star to whom he paid hush money) is a very tiny target.
Like trying to grab at a splinter with your fingernails.
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Pulling a splinter out with your teeth is probably how they did it before Larry Tweezer invented tweezers
His last name was just Tweeze, common mistake