I know how to use one. Ive got no idea how to verify that its trustworthy.

To be honest this has been my first encounter with the word anticonception and I assumed they said it differently to mean different things.

I think the wording anticonception is the key there, there was a huge deal about making abortions illegal. Not sure where they landed on that but it was a big thing for a while.

That screenshot is all I know about this account, but surely thats satire right? Like I can imagine myself saying those things, but heavily rolling my eyes while saying it. Surely nobody says things like that with any sincerity?

impossible to use lack of sexual relations as an argument in fault-based divorce

Is it an acceptable argument in other kinds of divorce? Ive never had to look into it so I don’t know nearly any of the rules, also not French, but that seems like a pretty good excuse to me?

Better late than never

Im not american, but in my head theyre subtly differentiated by “Indian” and “injun”

My youtube is used exclusively by my toddler, with me seeing about 10 videos a month. It pushes me AI generated sprunky and brainrot bullshit.

At any given moment, an ambitious snake of a coworker will ask you if you can just do the job youre currently engaged in for them please.

Its specifically your job, and you were in the middle of it, but now you’re doing it under the direct instruction of this lazy fucker. You can say no, look petty and aggressive and he’ll get chosen for promotion over you. Or of course you can do it, and management will applaud his initiative and he’ll get chosen for promotion over you.

Brace yourselves, itll happen to you.

Holy shit theres like a 3 year old in there.

Happy slapping was mental, it started happening like the absolute moment we were able to share videos online

Tech giants : write that down write that down

Is Africa the only one here not stuffing socks down their trousers?

Where would the blame lie? The idiots who believed the lies or the cunt with the megaphone spreading them?

Using the car speakers as a hands free set, I can hear every word the person on the other end of the phone is saying from about 30 metres away.

I cant hear the person sat in the car but

Took me long enough as a child to realise that chicken was chicken. I’m nervous for my kids turn…

I think destroying NATO and triggering WW3 might be a bit destabilising to the global economy too

At the centre of every joke is a grain of truth. Sometimes the grain is pretty big and hard enough to break your teeth on.

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Every fucking time. Fuck those fucks. I’ve received fairer treatment from the playground bully.