Y’know what? It’s just occurred to me that after reading about this man and then thinking “how did this happen?” for the millionth time…I think Trump is actually a bigger cunt than Hitler. He’s quite possibly the biggest cunt on the planet. And top 3 of all time? Possibly the likes of Vlad the Impaler and Genghis Khan were worse?

Is FIFA coining it in? Yes.

Did FIFA bend the knee to Trump? Yes.

That’s all you need to know. Shit will be said and done but ultimately the footy will played and people are generally going to forget about all this. That’s how World Cups work.

All they need to do is get one Elon to sign up to their $5 billion SuperAlpha WinnersOnlyPlusPassPlan and they’re golden.

Fear not, NACC to the rescue!