Really doubt they have a Legal, Risk, and Compliance team to help them navigate state-specific laws

Wait, what?

The Left and the Right want the same thing.

But also:

I’m a Republican, and in nine months of advocating for safer streets, I have yet to meet another one.

I’m convinced this is the origin story of all my anxiety.

That last one made me look around the room. I need to get out of this comments section.