I’m reminded of that Loriot sketch in Germany, with grandpa buying a game for Christmas.

“And when there is an accident all the little trees and cows fall over.”

The billionaires want the generations to fight. Divide and conquer.

‘I spend way too much money on useless stuff.’

Towers like this still exist in places like San Gimignano.

Nah, they just used them to show off. My tower is bigger than yours.

Don’t trust Google.

His eyes!

It’s also not healthy to eat carnivores.

They killed Karstadt this way, V&D, and I bet a bunch of other department stores too.

They’ll be using mosquito spirals, they’re really effective.

Ayup .

I never figured out what side of the road they officially drive on.