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So tired its weird. Weird guy


You’ve already had Iran war
We’ve had one, yes. But what about second Iran war?


Narrator: He was not, in fact, struck by a car at all


People from red states can’t read and write which makes it impossible to vote by mail


Elon too pls


Sometimes grass just do that



If there’s a spell better than fireball I’d like to hear it!


Name someone who has been redacted more times than trump
98% of Moby Dick was concentrated on the old ass whaling industry, and based on this I believe it was actually whale phlegm