Reminds me of this one time some little girls wrote to me…

Battery is $15, not phone.

If that doesn’t work it’s probably the battery, which is also about $15

Welcome to the second part of the Dunning Kruger wild ride of software.

Does the ticket price include eggs to throw at the resident nonse?

Two toddler skulls

But they’re so free! Haven’t you heard how free they are?! FREE!

FPACE

Low effort pasta code or AI. It’s so hard to tell these days.

This headline reads like a very surreal self help book title.

Buy a company which already has a vast historical user base and a well known brand for fuckall because it’s dieing, then make it good again and sell it off for more than fuckall.

If they’re out of bread, why don’t they just eat cake?

~ Trump Probably

To be fair if the only way to observe you was to smack another person into you or to electrically yank you down a strange corridor then you’d probably change your immediate behaviour.

Is it great again yet?

Big rally. Wonder how they organised so many people.

In 50 years time school kids will be reading the diary of a tragic Mexican kid who was hiding out in a kind neighbour’s attic in Ohio.

Why would an airport be “playing” a politically biased message in the first place? They’re for international travel, not deciding who to vote for…

I tend to eat burgers with a knife and fork. Some think I’m weird, but burgers just don’t fit into my mouth if I try and bite them anyway.

This is already done in the UK and it’s pretty useful.