You experienced the on going desecration of the american social contract. The diabetic-coma inducing, entirely proposturously large servings of small town diner pie is absolutely a thing. I am sorry you were cheated of this.

More so that they’d be still and quiet, spending their days napping and drinking tea. Not inflitrating the government with an agenda to kick off the rapture. But I will behave now.

But if we could get it to take off within the evangelical crowd, just imagine.

I want a meet cute story about this person and the Tennessee guy

Eh. There are those monks that self embalm.