First reaction: fear.

Second: I chuckled. Because I thought of some VP-level enforcing this joke as SOP.

And then a little more fear, as a treat.

I’d believe them if they said they tested small- scale locally. Even good software/designs can implode when they get scaled up, and I doubt this was good design or software.

Bro’s talking like the NFL bullied him in high school. Every NFL player is a megalomaniac? Come off it.

She has an appropriate amount of eyebrow. To me, the answer is clear.

The only Italian town of towers I recognize is “San Gimignano”. Shoutout to AC2.

Then the redwoods should be sending aid to the Amazons, because they are losing hold.

Kill his whole family and then build my bunker for the “inevitable” apocalypse that I willfully helped to create!

That’s because you’re still poor enough to be acquainted with the idea of paying for things. When you’re rich enough, you just acquire things with the assumption that someone who works for you will do the nerdshit fix the numbers so people won’t bother you later by asking for more (or any) payment.

You think a person should be harassed and arrested if they sit in public transit in a way someone doesn’t approve of?

If someone takes off their shoes, I should feel justified in calling the cops and subjecting them to police custody?

he refused to stop doing that

Doing what? You made an assumption about how he was sitting and decided it has heinous enough to havw police sicc’ed on him.

This better be some well-crafted bait because I bit.

Assuming you mean, I have to take myself less seriously. I make fun of myself all the time. I am, by practice, one of the least serious people I know. I just don’t like the art and every caricature I’ve seen is in this style.

Do people actually like caricatures or is it just a thing that sticks around because they were famous, like clowns and mimes?

I don’t get how caricatures have persisted: people pay and sit to have someone do Ren & Stimpy OCs of them. At best, it’ll look like an insult.