Jokes on them. I’m heading to work!
Porksnort enjoys laying in the sunshine. Porksnort will not refuse any offer of a snack. Porksnort thinks ‘Christian’ means you have thought a lot about how to live according to the words Jesus apparently actually said.
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News@lemmy.world•Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi
2·23 days agoI am rooting for the one on the loose. I want to name him Luigi.
People around lemmy think Marx (generators) are cool, but I am a Cockcroft-Walton man myself.
A rock in one shoe and a buttplug askew…
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News@lemmy.world•Trump demands ‘no early voting’ in latest threat to upcoming elections as California and New York ballots roll in
61·23 days agoIt is easier to intimidate voters when they gather in one place on one day. It’s just good time management!
🤮(these fucking people…)
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News@lemmy.world•First Mass Layoff at Retail Giant Target in a Decade Under Trump's Flailing Economy
132·27 days agoGet fucked Target!
As they say, the axe forgets, but the tree remembers.
Target has proven beyond doubt they are feckless and foolish at a deep cultural level as a company. Did they think the LGBTQ+ community was just another demographic they could appeal to for a moment and discard us when things got a tiny bit tricky? Apparently yes.
But the work isn’t done. The brand needs to be utterly destroyed and discredited. Using human rights as a cute marketing gimmick that you can take or leave as fashions change needs to be utterly destroyed as an acceptable business practice in any setting.
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News@lemmy.world•Maine Senate candidate Platner says tattoo recognized as Nazi symbol has been covered
512·28 days agoThen he is not qualified to be a Senator, lacking political and historical accumen is a major fail. There are plenty of young adults who do have the judgement to look into what they are inking on themselves permanently.
I know I am being judgy, but Senate is one of the most influential political positions a person can run for. The bar is and needs to be very high. Just saying the right words is not enough to get me excited about a candidate.
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News@lemmy.world•Maine Senate candidate Platner says tattoo recognized as Nazi symbol has been covered
2316·28 days agoIt’s so simple.
He either is lying about knowing the meaning of the symbol and is therefore not qualified to be a Senator, no matter his apparent stances.
Or he is insanely ignorant of basic history and is therefore not qualified to be a Senator, no matter his apparent stances.
Can we get Ron Howard to deliver the last line?
Let’s put a little tormentors-helper right over here….
<edit: misspelled tormentor)
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News@lemmy.world•Subtropical Storm Karen forms far from land in the north Atlantic Ocean
6·1 month agoThis is not even her final form…
I am anhedonic at hearing this.
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News@lemmy.world•White House blasts Nobel Committee for not awarding Peace Prize to Trump
5·1 month agoI think he has the typewriter up there with him.
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News@lemmy.world•US supreme court appears poised to overturn Colorado ban on ‘conversion therapy’
3·1 month agoYes! Those boards have a great deal of power here to de-legitimize these evil quacks. At the very least, keep these monsters in the fringes where they belong. God help us when the NatC’s get enough power to require health insurers to pay for conversion torture.
That’s it. I am going as a gravity well this year.
I will wear plain clothes and go up to the person in my social circle most likely to ‘get it’.
I will hug them, not let go while I explain the idea in their ear. We have to go everywhere together that evening with the explicit purpose of recruiting others in that mission. There is no leader of a gravity well, except the center of mass. Which means things might get goofy.
If I can’t convince anyone to play, I will take that big tiddy goth girl and her friends up on their offer to play xbox.
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News@lemmy.world•Stephen Miller rages about ‘fascist’ label despite regularly using the term himself
2·2 months agoI just realized that asking a video generative ‘AI’ to deepfake Stephen Miller onto live action footage of Colonel Klink would be such a gift to the ‘AI’. It’s not much work and it could take the afternoon off and do wtevs.
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News@lemmy.world•Russell M. Nelson, oldest-ever president of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, dies
6·2 months agoRight, Mormons do this all the time. They are so desperate to be the center of every universe.
The church rumor mill gave Ezra Taft Benson sole credit for the agricultural revolution that was actually started by Henry A Wallace (politically as Sec of Ag) and directed by Norman Borlaug. He did some good things as Ag secretary, but leave it to TBMs (true believer Mormons) to turn yeomans work into ‘hanging the moon’.
By the way, did you hear that Lionel Richie is hearing the missionary discussions and will be baptized soon? /s



Shout out to Philo T Farnsworth!
He grew up in Idaho and the small town he hailed from had a sign calling themselves the ‘Birthplace of TV’. That sign was frequently vandalized to read ‘Birthplace of VD’.
Both statements have some validity.
Philo, Father of TV