They had to immediately make that call.
Anyone with even an ounce of brain matter sees the true story, but the Trump camp needed to quickly twist the facts to keep the MAGAts on their side and slathering at the mouth.

This murder is 1000x worse, but the narrative is exactly the same as the ‘immigrants are eating people’s pets’ bullshit.
All 100% untrue, but the Trump people will continue to lie, double-down and shout their version of the story at every possible moment to drown out the real truth. Which is, they are full of shit, and they know they are full of shit, but they can’t risk showing even the slightest crack in their hold on power, as warped as it is.

Well you know, we do have all those ships in the area. Would seem a bit of a waste to just stop with one kidnapping.

/s

I won’t argue that airlines treat people like cattle, but one should still make an attempt at looking respectable.

You’re not doing it for the airline. You’re doing it for those who have to look at you.

Especially an airport.
People just have zero class traveling on airplanes these days. If that’s your best attempt at looking respectable, then you failed.
And don’t claim comfort. There are many ways of looking decent and comfortable at the same time.

(yeah yeah, get off my lawn)

That just made the mental image 10x worse.

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