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Unless he’s gonna waddle his fat orange ass out there and do it himself, at this point these rulings are less about whether HE’S going to listen and more about whether the people actually doing his dirty work listen.

Hell, I could be ok with them giving him another one. Not for anything he’s actually done, just because it might literally give Trump a fucking coronary.

Figured in all likelihood this was either going to be something fucking disastrous or the most asinine bullshit possible. Nothing in the middle, just either “fuck it, civil war time” or whiskeyleaks found the ‘call the banners’ button and just could not fucking contain himself.

Hopefully it does indeed prove to be the latter, like it sounds to be.

Edit - also love that they picked the most b list supervillain photo possible for him

As he gets paler and more sickly looking, the contrast between the cheeto dust and his natural complexion gets more pronounced.

It’s why some old movies look good even at 4K

Couple other good examples of this: the original Tremors and the music video for “Last Christmas” by Wham. Both look shockingly good for their age.