shouldn’t there be an easy fix to this madness? just give trump a bright shiny trophy and tell him he earned it all by himself, like a big boy

i just got a vision of a future headline

“House Democrat Legislation Fails to Abolish ICE”

i’m literally nostradamus

let me look up how to say “make greenland great again” in west greenlandic

Kalaallit Nunaat angerlaneqarpoq ajunnginnersaatitaasarlugu

that might be hard to fit on a hat

Linux gaming? I just play HKIA on my macbook

if big pharma was around when vaccines were invented, they woulda spread like a milion anti-vax pamphlets

If you like getting bird shit on your newly washed car, you’re gonna LOVE getting dog shit on it

but i’m not always so sure…they should call it I Could Believe It Might Be Butter

im gonna show up to one of them in an ice cream truck but CREAM will be in big letters so people know i’m not the bad ice

fuck the tbilisi tpolisi

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