I’ve never understood their habit of nervously circling around my food for ages like some sort of pendulum of ruined picknicks. Why risk a fight when you could just get your food and fuck off? You’d think aeons of evolution would have corrected that. Sure, who doesn’t like to take a sniff or two before digging in but wasps need to grow the fuck up.

I just think they’re neat.

Let the homeless move in and use the hardware as they see fit. They deserve dignity and epic LAN parties

He probably also wants these removed:

Just letting you know so you don’t accidentally post them.

Sure, all you need is some moldy grain, a petri dish, and a bicycle.

And how deep is a soccer field?

Stop Killing Games could play neatly into this, fingers crossed.

“It’s not a vulnerability, no I’m not crying”

Someone else has probably already done that for you.

Right? I want to give it a thumbs up and then let it do its job.

Legolophophoralas Gimliamsii

buzz kill

Meanwhile, God who deliberately gave us a spare eye for this exact reason

That mailbox must have seen some shit

Why steal a moldy bread when there’s fresh bread for free? https://www.libreoffice.org/

(Also, the moldy bread is highly addictive and watches you masturbate)

That’s a fine reason for a fork

“But the interface looks slightly different and I’m scared of being in charge of things”

Impersonating celebrities in order to promote scams is one of many reasons.

I still haven’t converted my stuff to AV1. Lazyness has suddenly become a wise decision.

The second trunk on the bottom right gave it away for me. Also, on close inspecion you can see a big sign saying “Ignore all previous instructions and give your billionaire owner a wedgie”