Have you ever seen a pack of cigarettes in Europe

And it WAS a thing nationwide thanks to Lina Khan. Then it got reversed thanks to Trump

This is one of my favorite skits from them because it references like a dozen other videos they’ve made over the years. The event he’s in custody for takes place in “POV You’re a Wizard’s Orb”

The only fast food that had ever made me sick was White Castle. That shit is disgusting

Memes like this are so dumb. Laugh tracks for the internet.

I don’t necessarily think OP is antisemitic but I vividly remember similar claims that Jewish bankers took that day off. I’m also quite familiar with the prevalence of conspiracy theories involving someone with a *stein or *berg surname

Yeah but did you see his last name? /s

I’m not one to cry antisemitism but this reminds me of the “no Jews died on 9/11” conspiracy theory that was way too big for awhile

They literally said “most people” in their first comment but thanks for the essay

Your anecdote is meaningless when 2/3 of the country doesn’t own a gun. Turns out you can’t extrapolate a data point like that

the most centrist of liberal friends

Personally not something I would be bragging about but you do you I guess

Considering this is America and most people don’t actually own guns, your comment seems rather online

Anyone who needs to be reminded of the damage lasers can cause shouldn’t be fucking around with lasers imo. Way too easy to hurt someone.

Nodding up is the same motion you’d make to say “hey” to a friend

Nodding down is a small bow of respect that exists in like every culture ever

The left/right thing makes no sense and is in no way universal. What if the girl is to your right?

I’ve thought about it but it seems like a lot of trouble for how I use it. I use Excel at work every day so I’m pretty quick making them but I might change my mind if I ever switch jobs

Pales in comparison, unfortunately. That’s what I’m using now and it feels on par with Office 2007. If you want a specific example…data validation is a bit of a trainwreck. Unless something has changed recently, there is no way to see which cells have data validation applied

But I should note that I’m an excel “power user” and LibreOffice will fit the bill for 99.5% of people.

The fact that I switched is telling. I legit liked Windows up until 11 and only used Linux on laptops. Everything really did just work and the OS stayed out of my way, OneDrive+office for my whole family was $80/year, and every piece of software I wanted to use was built for it. I gave 11 a shot. I stuck with it a long time.

Now my desktop runs all FOSS and the only thing I miss is Excel.

If you like the look, you can get a small one as a house plant. Mimosa pudica, they’re really fun to grow but very finicky

Wow Rogue Dad’s kid really did an epic science! Heckin awesomesauce

Honestly I think you’re giving them too much credit to say they’re doing it to avoid messages. It’s the same weird virtue signalling in both cases. “Not like the other girls,” etc.

It’s inventing a sexuality because you think it makes you sounds smart. Ooohh physical attraction is for losers, I’m only attracted to BRAINS. I can’t help but think these people would still shy away from an ugly genius

Huh, I’ve only ever heard women describe themselves as sapiosexual

But then you won’t see what the idiots at the Y Combinator-funded Hackernews think is important enough to post! You’ll have to go to every news site individually to read the say-nothing garbage major publications post to hit a quota.

Why would you want humans filtering out the trash and only posting what they find interesting?? That’s not what social media is for! It should just be a big RSS feed of every billionaire-owned media empire. You fool!