And like that, I have a new path for a phone. Thanks, friend.

Look, at least this way I don’t have to worry about all the software back doors phoning home.

I just don’t take the phone out with me when I think I’m going to be arrested or something.

This is so devastating to hear about. I feel for these companies, a loss like this hits so hard and can be so, so hard to recover from.

Microsoft deserves all of the shitty PR for this shit.

This should also be a gentle lesson about not leaving all of your eggs in one basket, especially if it’s a free product.

My guy, you’re giving Elon way too much credit and the United States citizens not enough.

Donald Trump is the president we deserve and definitely the president we voted in. Un-fucking-fortunately.

I will be so fucking happy when this dude is no longer the governor. What a goddamn disappointment. He’s been nothing but hostile to the working class movement since he got into office. I mean, the writing was on the wall, but that was before my deprogramming had even started.

People are thinking he’s angling to be a presidential candidate, but with this boneheaded move, who the fuck knows what he’s trying to accomplish now? Maybe he’s trying to push for the third way candidacy? Who knows?